Mratfink

The stinger is very funny but my god the bamboo metaphor, please no more

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Yes but Michael have you considered that he was cast not for his name but because he is the best person, because he IS Bowser Jr.?

I always assumed the second: keister, but now I’m curious…

Somehow they perfectly pitched a show to me that I could never have imagined existing in the first place

Too bad they didn’t ask for soup

You mean the soup?

Oh no someone is going to get spoiled on the most predictable finale in the shows history

Matisse Thybulle was absolutely not a 3 & D guy unless you count being terrible at making 3s as a 3 & D guy.

Honestly season 4 was overall pretty solid, but that Russia plotline was a dead weight dragging everything around it down

There was an interminable plot line in Russia.

Also baseball does bring out the poetry in writers

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Did you see the Irish story about baseball?

I love the regular season, I think that sometimes we devalue it too much in the championship obsession, but the championship is still the goal! That’s the whole point of it all!

Canadian Reacher there

Was unseen one of the ones created by Gabriel Urbina?

The 30th is for mischief!

Oh my god she is?!? That is honestly much funnier

Like every answer is “wait wait wait”

Hi judge expert here this isn't funny judges only do this when they're in extreme distress

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

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Larsen! Halladay!

This presupposes the fact that Garland doesn’t have a Time Machine

There is a time honored tradition with an extra inning game where it turns the corner and instead of seeming like it will end at any moment instead seems like it will never end and usually happens around the 12th or 13th inning

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

If you never hear from me again it’s because I walked into the sea

Feel like I’ve been living a lie for over 40 years