Lonely Knightess

most journalists today can be divided into two groups: dedicated, impoverished people who mostly write for publications you've never heard of that started eighteen months ago or JP Random House The First, who writes columns for the New York Times about which ethnic groups it should be OK to hunt

not every mention of a trans girl will be directly about you

>drops my phone

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

tumblr post showing dale gribble from hank of the hill saying "and you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. but ive never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so called gay frogs. so it makes you wonder what they are really putting in this stuff. all im saying is that chelsea manning went to prison and mr rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

an emperor of china says: I'M GONNA CONSULT MY COUNCIL OF EUNUCHS ABOUT THIS he steps into a room of cats, one of which is licking its butthole he asks: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS ABOUT CANAL INFRASTRUCTURE END

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

Not many things more disheartening than realizing you can advocate for rounding up and killing vulnerable minorities and get treated like Mr. Rogers when you die, but spend your life insisting people have food, shelter, and healthcare, and every corner of society will call you a terrorist

Or Sudan? Do you need to list every single tragedy to mention one?

Coward

It gets even crazier

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny
Happy Weekend Everyone!

It's such bullshit when rocky road has marshmallow swirl instead of marshmallows. We used to be a country.

You know literally nothing about me besides that I don't like Newsom, bark up another tree you weird freak

It's edgy to not support a politician who is bigoted against me and the people I love? Go fuck yourself

Gavin is not my fucking own

jesus christ

DEJA HAS GAINED 25 POINTS IN THE POLLS since May, putting her within SINGLE DIGITS of winning this race. She needs your help NOW @dejafoxx.bsky.social

According to the forecasting models, the current steep funding cuts— coupled with the potential dissolution of the agency—could lead to more than 14 million additional deaths by 2030, averaging more than 2·4 million deaths per year. These deaths include 4·5 million among children younger than 5 years, or more than 700 000 deaths annually.

There is not a single person in the Democratic Party who is treating the death of USAID with the gravity it deserves. There’s no political issue more important than the death of 14 million people, but they’re just delivering boilerplate condemnations and nothing more.

How did i miss that lmao, what trash.

This is AI slop right? What the fuck is going on with the driver seat of the truck?

This is nonsensical. Nobody is invading the US.

That's sorta fucked up ngl

Shoutout to the Vatican

Mr Mamdani! Do you condemn the Seljuk Turks harassing good Christians on the road to the Holy Land? Will you support the Holy Father in his call for righteous warriors of Christendom to reclaim Jerusalem for the faith? Mr Mamdani, how do you respond to criticism about your ties to the Mohammedans?

We must forcefem Zohran