Stephen Smith

”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man

6 Republican Voters on U.S. Strikes on Boats Suspected of Smuggling Drugs

Nearly all of these people revealed themselves to be monsters.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

I just read the sentence “just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it won’t inherit the Earth”

Absolutely perfect opening track to the album

With the twin tools of revolutionary optimism (I believe that we will win) and revolutionary defeatism (it’s good that bad things happen to me as a person in the imperial core) I am immune to all attacks

Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

I thought this was a joke. It’s real.

if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

One thing I learned over the weekend from talking to finance people is that they assume the AI bubble is going to burst and their issue is figuring out when so they can time their trades right.

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.

I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...

there is nothing more confusing to me than people who hate ms. rachel. it's like hating puppies. it's a declaration that you have no soul.

Mulligan, a gray cat, showing no remorse over the human water pitcher.

Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!

there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.

I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Thinking they come in pairs and driving all the way home to find you only have a single blade is a driving right of passage. A canon event.

clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit

You make one donation to @katmabu.bsky.social for a Heater sticker and suddenly Kathy Hochul starts hitting you up for money every day. Smh

it's truly fascinating to live in a time in which anti LGBT violence is rising again and somehow Interview With A Vampire, the gayest show ever filmed, is on the air and wildly popular