Beth Anne Macaluso

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Marco Rubio trying to disappear into the couch

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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If I were MacKenzie Scott, I would simply start a newspaper based in Washington DC.

'No Amazon, no Walmart, no fast food': What's behind the 'Feb. 28 economic blackout' The People's Union USA, a self-described “grassroots movement” founded by John Schwarz, is encouraging Americans to refrain from making non-essential purchases on Friday.

Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...

The Baldwins Is Grimmer Than You Imagined Everyone involved with this should be ashamed.

“This is a show about having so, so many kids, but it’s also a show about being on trial for manslaughter” feels like the ultimate Jack Donaghy reality TV pitch (coming Tuesdays this fall after MILF island)

Tweet by Scotty Pippen on 11/30/24, depicting a hilariously youthful and athletic Elon Musk as a Chicago Bulls basketball player, with the text "How many championships would we have won with @ElonMusk? [thinky face emoji]"

I am once again thinking about the purest expression of Elon Musk ideology ever documented in the wild

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

great idea! let’s focus on the men while my girlfriends spend months (and thousands of dollars) trying to get a single doctor to take their pain seriously

Dr. Phil wants to sell you mass deportations Blending cop propaganda and trash TV, Phil McGraw is in on Trump’s immigration crackdown.

Hard to think about how Dr. Phil could cap off an already humiliating career, but by Jove, he's done it www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Gritty, ty for your service 🫡

you know what else is a calamitous ORTBO? 2025

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There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.

Good for her scene from arrested development

When a Chinese company I've never heard of releases some good or service that upsets Sam Altman

The SpongeBob broadcast elevates the NFL to high art imo

A cartoon of a kid looking at a little free library, someone is throwing a book into the composting bin, when clearly the book is just trash and should go in the correct bin). Text reads can I ban books from my front yard little free library

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

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a few years ago, I had the great privilege of working on a once-in-a-lifetime kind of project with a very special team. thrilled to see it in the spotlight again ❤️ cc: @chrisdstedman.bsky.social

me whenever my dog does a big stretch

oh my god, is the cruelty....the point?? holy shit. that changes EVERYTHING,,, thank you so much for telling me, i never could have possibly figured that out

🎶 you must first pass through the momentttt 🎶

no, because why would I bother if the future isn’t real 🫠🫠🫠

“To want something long you must first pass through the moment” (reader, this man is 41 years old)

this Pizza Hut has everything

@bittersouth.bsky.social

Happy to display my newest flag here in SE Georgia

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food