@jemmo.bsky.social
Obvs j3mmo from off twitter, hopefully didn’t need to explain that. Also I have very thin wrists
What a fun poster
15.12.2024 10:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wind
07.12.2024 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#ff Middle class women of a certain age
02.12.2024 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Monday
02.12.2024 07:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just say it’s because of woke and it’ll be fine
26.11.2024 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hear your boyfriend is kind of a big deal on the Nextdoor App
26.11.2024 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No they fucking can’t
24.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES!
24.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least it’s a different kind of shit weather
23.11.2024 11:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just skimmed down “popular with friends” and it was all nudes of your dad
22.11.2024 07:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Top of the league and having a laugh”
21.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had some salt and vinegar Pringles so strong I could see the future
21.11.2024 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is Stefan Dennis on here yet?
21.11.2024 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fucking hell Tony get a few more books
21.11.2024 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Feels like there should be a temperature we can all agree on
21.11.2024 08:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just dropped the eldest of. It was -5 degrees. Which I am against
21.11.2024 07:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ayup! Yes I am well…I trust you are also well
20.11.2024 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This was an exciting day
20.11.2024 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had to do an emergency shop run for toilet roll
01.11.2023 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Knocking up some couscous and don’t care who knows
26.10.2023 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1 substitution on my shopping delivery
26.10.2023 10:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In my haste to be an efficient father and parent I have accidentally washed all the stickers everyone got for completing the course like ruddy brave soldiers
25.10.2023 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also today someone knocked on the door and asked if I’d been on The Chase. I’m going to need to get security like Lady Gaga, Steph McGovern and other celebrities like us
25.10.2023 16:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s my last day of leave this week so I’m sorting out my clothes cupboard/drawers #PartyTime
25.10.2023 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Back now, no one died
25.10.2023 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m going to Go Ape today.
By which I mean in the ‘treetop rope course’ way; not the ‘have you seen what the bloody government has done now’ way
Still thinking about that zesty cheesecake to be honest
25.10.2023 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I recently started watching Succession; it’s a new show, you might like it
24.10.2023 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know it, win/win
24.10.2023 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was an orange label too
24.10.2023 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
