Ghosty Babe 🤍

I miss twitter before Elon.

Take them in the morning so you can sleep at night. (My pro tip)

I miss twitter before Elon.

Coffee so dark it’s premeditating your murder.

Yesss

Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like

-espresso shots
-sleep
-sunsets
-music
-skincare
-hiking
-cats & dogs
-unconditional love
-road trips
-helping others

Happy Festivus! Taking a page from my friend Tierney from my beer blogging days, I'm opening up the replies for an airing of the grievances. Let it all out!

I'll start: some of you are really treating Twitter like the ex you can't stop checking in on despite "being so over them". Let it go.

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Can’t, I’m overdosing on biscoff

I’m so ready for the holidays to be over. 🥂

I can’t get down, but getting up is another story

I can’t.

No meal rule season is the best season. I love to snack!

I’m down

Both are good points I’ve been exhausted most of my life so I get that.

Ago for sure plays a role and I never ever thought about it until now

Guys, besides alcohol, what are the main reasons why you can’t get it up? #whiskeydick

Anxiety

Dear aliens,

Come back and pick me up. 👽 🛸

Give me ghostyyyy or give me death

So relatable

training my roomba to bring me coffee

If I tell you I’m dead inside, don’t try to talk me out of how I’m actually feeling because you want me to be something I’m not rn.

I think red wine and a fireplace would heal me.

It was more of a stare down. So I’m like wtf does that mean?

I think so. One flew over my car, the other two looked at me from the tree branches they were sitting on

I saw 3 hawks on my drive yesterday.

I literally can’t on twitter

I wish I had some fr

OK FIIINE : I’ve been hiding kate middleton in my fupa

Did anyone try putting kate on a milk carton?