Christopher Burnett

The beard suits you! Glad to hear Merinne's doing well. Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't tell you to get off social media and watch Twin Peaks the Return. Got degree, working remotely for company in London, looking at moving back to Norfolk next year - you still there?

I did, the Fat Cat. How have you been?

'Paint me like one of your French girls'

I reckon you probably misheard and she spent it on her toads

Congratulations!

If you poll young people they're selflessly in favour of the triple lock and WFP, but poll the retired about the young and the miserable bastards want to send them all on national service. We need to stop pandering to the ungrateful twats.

Wotcha

My pleasure, best of luck with the silence!

Language and communication is so powerful. Essential in being understood, understanding, learning, and exploring this beautiful world. It’s estimated that at least 2 million children in the UK are struggling to talk and understand words- likely not helped by lockdowns and social deprivation.

Honestly I don't know how you put up with it, even on regular polls, it's all people who are upset that the poll was taken at all, people with baseless claims of bias, and people noisily dealing with their own cognitive dissonance with the figures in public

You just need a team of people to push the ingredients about with sticks like they're directing the Battle of Britain

Congratulations!

As everyone knows, women's self-esteem is stored mainly in the hats.

General Melchett detailing his battle plans to Blackadder

Just have a quiet ceremony, followed by multiple receptions, unaware of each other, that you dash between with costume changes like a 70s sitcom.

Pretty tired of hearing the word 'scrimp' applied to £20k private school fees by people who haven't done a day's scrimping in their lives too.

What does 2025 have in store for left-wing populists? Will they be able to take advantage of the current mood of discontent and make some progress, and if so in which party, or new party?

*Solemnly folds plastic pot of nightshade compote in to my yoghurt*

"Stop moaning you're not even dead." Amazing stuff!

Congratulations Grace Power MSc!

I made this recently and it was so good

I didn't know, but it says on the note next to the OPD!

Was struggling for ages to think of who Elsie reminded me of then