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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
Nov 6, 2023 at 1:15 p.m.
23.04.2025 00:15 β π 6531 π 1577 π¬ 47 π 49
Unfortunately, the gyre is indeed fucking widening. And don't get me STARTED on what is slouching.
15.08.2025 08:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean you have a would-be reply girl
15.08.2025 08:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me trying to think of Buster Scruggs, stoned
29.07.2025 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
one long ass skinny cat and one rotund one
KIKI & BOUBA
14.06.2025 18:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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21.04.2025 13:13 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
Montrose stop DJ vibes
13.04.2025 06:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you gotta wonder about what kind of dude Slimer was when he was alive
26.02.2025 05:05 β π 241 π 26 π¬ 9 π 1
Slavic Squat= classique
21.02.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Instagram has some still- I just found a πΈ one & tried to send to your insta but can't message
31.01.2025 00:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Anything that ends in that Rilke-ass-vibe is always gonna get me by the throat.
12.01.2025 11:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tried to explain shoegaze to a 22 year old tonight... time for da crypt
11.01.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sorry for reply-guying lol. Leaving
11.01.2025 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unsure why I bother having other clothes tbh
04.12.2024 06:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
27 & 28 have some banger lines
01.12.2024 09:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Siri pls identify which of my items is has cursèd me
19.11.2024 09:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
iβm sorry i said oh yeah they fuckinβ about your decorative salt & pepper shaker set
16.04.2024 15:25 β π 213 π 48 π¬ 4 π 1
There are few things in the world more satisfying to write than a cursive lower case f. Seriously, just slam a few down on the nearest piece of paper you have and thank me tomorrow.
26.08.2024 02:35 β π 40 π 7 π¬ 3 π 1
Anti whaling and leaning close to anti melvillian vibes imo
20.08.2024 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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28.06.2024 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey here's an idea,,, I stop reading poems that shatter my heart.
30.05.2024 08:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
sorry to mary oliver and her wild geese poem but i will no longer be letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves. instead i will be putting the soft animal of my body inside of a big shell. turtle time
01.02.2024 05:13 β π 311 π 63 π¬ 4 π 1
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30.12.2023 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's Friday night, time to head into the city, meet up with your friends, step outside for some fresh air, glance up at the crumbling brickwork, a ghost sign from another era, you've seen it before, when the paint was fresh, and the world was younger, from a body that wasn't this one
16.09.2023 00:59 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
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