*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction?
The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card?
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A normal guy
*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction?
The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card?
Ellie Goulding voice:
So love me labubu
L-l-love me labubu
Touch me labubu
T-t-touch me labubu
24 karat gooooold
Incredible
26.05.2025 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh word?
01.02.2025 06:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is some snide and flippant joke about going swimming in the river, you deserve things that I cannot state directly. You deserve Godβs mercy
31.01.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Including the FAA, installing puppet figures in key roles of government with zero experience, and your response when asked if you would visit the site in which it happened, a totally normal presidential duty for any incident, let alone one that happened IN THE CITY YOU NOW LIVE IN
31.01.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If youβre the president of the United States, and 60+ innocent people just died in one of the worst airline accidents in decades, an incident which btw is fully up for discussion about your culpability in the matter because you spent the last 2 weeks gutting federal programs
31.01.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil.
31.01.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs usually totally fine as long as you have a paddle
27.01.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is utterly insane if youβre being sincere
25.01.2025 21:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
24.01.2025 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where are we reporting boys
24.01.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower
23.01.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn
15.01.2025 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but itβs cool cuz now my staff is shiny af
27.12.2024 03:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm πΆ dreaming π΅ of a white Jesus
25.12.2024 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Installing this in the center
22.12.2024 23:21 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off
18.12.2024 01:36 β π 426 π 34 π¬ 10 π 2big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
22.10.2024 01:29 β π 541 π 58 π¬ 4 π 1Youβre telling me a squash nutted this butter?
30.11.2024 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a year itβs been for Greenβ’οΈ
25.11.2024 04:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anecdotal evidence, dismissed
23.11.2024 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm crying
03.10.2023 03:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They hate to see NJ winning donβt they folks
07.09.2023 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0