Björk 182

“Well, this rain cannot get any worse and I can’t get any wetter.”

- me, seconds before the rain gets worse.

Zoomers reinvented beanie babies, therefore Gen Alpha gotta relive the GFC.

You can bring the whole system down by asking if ACT has a coastline.

You know what would be really funny? If this gets us back over-the-counter codeine.

I think it should be legal for me to shoot some other things

Thinking of starting a collection

that’s static linking

I think it’s easier and more entertaining to just publicly execute them

is this good for bitcoin

Didn’t stay till 4am to buy in at $93

motherfucker

Seriously though, folks, it’s Figma IPO today

Figma balls

reddit post on r/dumbphones titled “Dumbphone life is great”, reading “Im about a month in and ive disconnected from everything while im out the house and its been really fun, i am actually forced to talk to people/socialize lol. So far so good” a photo is attached showing a feature phone, some other everyday items, a wallet with a decal of an anime-style catgirl in a bikini, and a copy of the new testament

losing my shit at this

“Streamlight Wedge” (logo) looks like a brand of flashlight

interesting

literally me rn

it's actually only been 16 years, it's not that bad yet ;)

Let’s fucking go

Call me cynical but I don’t think anything will be “too much” for these people, who are either cultists who will bend their belief to fit this new data point, or grifters who will do the same but because they don’t believe in anything and just want to keep getting engagement.

Oh is there songball on? I would know, I was too busy reading books

The public is loving it.

Reminder

This is the perfect website.

Lmao owned

I get NBN outages at least twice a week. 2025 and this is the dogshit infrastructure we get after nearly 2 decades, thanks to the “multi-technology mix” Coalition crooks. If only Kevin Rudd was still alive to see this.

You walk into a fake identity theft shop and the guy at the counter says “theres been shortages, all I have is Greek right now, take it or leave it” so you do what you gotta do

It was $40 for 12, and yes it was. It’s these guys. Begrudgingly, I have to hand this one to Melbourne.