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Björk 182

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I hate computers.

315 Followers  |  245 Following  |  202 Posts  |  Joined: 29.05.2023  |  2.1902

Latest posts by sigkill.bsky.social on Bluesky

Okay guys, check this out: PostecoglouSQL

19.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Update: the ice has fully melted. 🥲

19.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting at a restaurant, just said to my wife “in Australia only boomers put ice in wine” and not a second later a boomer lady at the table in front of me scoops ice cubes out of a water glass and plops it into her wine glass 😭

19.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Handily beaten by the Stephen Miran one

18.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Due to popular demand I think they made the Street Preacher live artwork at Town Hall permanent ☺️

17.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

men will say absolutely anything. "my wife left me because of my disgusting truck, who is my therapist" have some fucking dignity man

16.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 153    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 0
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Just discovering that cycling takes me 35 minutes to work as opposed to 50+ via public transport

16.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the top boxers in the last several years:

15.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I had my pristine reputation ruined, I would simply not demonstrate to everyone that I’m an actual fucking monster

13.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You know it’s fake cause he’s allergic to fibre (it’s a liberal conspiracy).

13.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Couscous for dinner tonight.

13.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unc school

10.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lindt
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They invented the Gigachad of chocolates

05.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 29.09.2025 02:06 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2
Sky News axes Freya Fires Up after on-air appearance of Islamophobic guest
sky news

A Sky News spokesman confirmed that a decision has been made to discontinue the show, with immediate effect.

Sky News axes Freya Fires Up after on-air appearance of Islamophobic guest sky news A Sky News spokesman confirmed that a decision has been made to discontinue the show, with immediate effect.

A failed state liberal candidate, a failed Sky News outrage merchant, where Will Freya fail up to next?

29.09.2025 04:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

Lol

28.09.2025 02:46 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What was the “slightly different opinion”?

28.09.2025 02:17 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It feels so much like 2021 that I have a compulsion to check daily Covid numbers

27.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

scenic routing

27.09.2025 10:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where do I go so they don’t let me post

25.09.2025 09:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We need a non-proliferation treaty on TikToks made by Americans who move to Australia and then post like “did you know they call a gas station SERVO???”

22.09.2025 10:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Enjoying advanced AI and algorithms on TikTok

21.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The knowledge that a prosecutor might well get sacked if they don’t find incriminating evidence in matters deemed politically important by Trump really makes you wonder about the incriminating evidence in ongoing matters deemed politically important by Trump

19.09.2025 04:38 — 👍 850    🔁 310    💬 28    📌 7

Disparaging paedophiles is illegal on the Nonce Island

17.09.2025 05:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image 16.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The post is already deleted, but replies were mostly bad.

15.09.2025 06:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post from the Blind app:

Workplace accomodation for attractive coworker

An attractive woman recently joined my team and I'm unable to work with her, due to intense anxiety being around attractive women. I literally want to throw up whenever we're in the same room. Would it be ok if I tell my manager about this? What are my rights in terms of HR accomodations?

Post from the Blind app: Workplace accomodation for attractive coworker An attractive woman recently joined my team and I'm unable to work with her, due to intense anxiety being around attractive women. I literally want to throw up whenever we're in the same room. Would it be ok if I tell my manager about this? What are my rights in terms of HR accomodations?

Just tech industry things

15.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

"what if Drew Pavlou was a politician"

13.09.2025 09:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Osama Bin Labubu

11.09.2025 05:36 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Audience member: "Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?"
Kirk: "Too many."

The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat.

Audience member: "Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?" Kirk: "Too many." The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years. Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?" Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat.

You gotta appreciate perfect comedic timing though

11.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 62    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 6

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