Kilgore Trout

Getting fried chicken from a gas station and the curb crushers are glowing and whispering to me.

Kristi Noem can’t watch the Puppy Bowl because she always shoots the tv.

I wasn’t meant for a 9-5.

I was meant to get day drunk and read Siddhartha.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

-Tom Waits

“But Zarathustra grew sad and said to his heart:

They do not understand me: I am not a mouth for these ears.”

i love a free country, where the president's secret police can shoot out the windows of random citizens with impunity

Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

1600 Pennsylvania Ave

graffiti on a utility box says NOEM WILL HANG. The neon vest of a man on ICE watch is visible in the background

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning

Everyone bullied JD Vance into knocking up his wife because of all of the rumors about him and Erika Kirk.

A scene from Futurama. A military man says, "War were declared."

A scene from Futurama. Fry says, "He's dead."

Checking the news every morning:
Worst case Best case

The blood of these people are on the hands of ICE and the federal government.

ICE must be destroyed.

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

Moving has me craving physical media again.

End downloads. End streaming.

Give me CDs and tapes.

ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.

If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.

Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

You better believe. It’s milk time baby.

The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.

Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.

I heard there’s space in the Barbra pit in Slovenia.

Although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating the award to Trump, her acceptance of the prize was an “ultimate sin,” said one of the people. “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” this person said.

WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album

Trump is doing a press conference, where he criticized… Jimmy Carter?

Italians really knocked out of the park with mortadella.