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Since we’re all on an Ahrens & Flaherty kick, let me mention that their newest show Knoxville remains one of their most beautiful and powerful works. Just now I went to play/sing “In His Strength” from Knoxville and had to stop because I was crying too hard to see the sheet music.

I nearly turned it off at the Stuart Little scene, but later when he told Little Lad Sondheim (portrayed as a Baby Geniuses supervillain) “weighty affairs will just have to wait” I could have thrown my tv out a window.

Anyone have advice on how to flirt with the librarian without coming off like Prof. Harold Hill?

And no, I will not put myself through watching this just because Republicans are mad about Bad Bunny. I promise to make Republicans mad some other way.

I’m trying REALLY hard to not be the “lol sportsball“ guy, but hearing my neighbors freak out and bark like seals every two minutes is stressing me tf out y’all. Imagine if I acted like this during the Tony Awards.

Scream 7 went all in on generative AI because they’re hell bent on keeping me from watching it. I was already on the fence, but this puts it way over the edge for me. It’s a shame, Scream was my favorite franchise.

How many times will Aaron rejoin and leave and rejoin again before it closes in July?

“Most of you aren’t using this meme correctly“

This morning I took a zinc supplement on an empty stomach so right now I feel like I was jumped in an alley by a thousand farts.

Whenever you feel imposter syndrome, remember someone got paid to make this poster.

❤️❤️🕊️

Someone should do a study on the phenomenon of short kings becoming theatre writers.

Just watched Linklater’s “Before” trilogy for the first time and I‘m now even more terrified of being known than I already was.

What are you animals doing to these library dvds so that they always skip? How about when you’re done watching just put the disc in the case and skip the part where you rub it on a brick.

The SITPWG news dropped weeks ago, where’ve y’all been?

Post your First Film / Last Film of 2025 🍿

The neighbors are celebrating NYE traditionally with fireworks and screaming at the top of their lungs.

I once had my wrist in a bandage to cover a small burn I was treating, but a bandaged wrist will always look like *that* so a coworker asked if I was okay. I explained what it was and they replied “Whew good. You’re way too cute to **** yourself.”

Watching a monster truck race on tv with my nephew. Is having a blond soul patch a prerequisit for drivers?

If nothing else it guarantees a second Biden term in ‘28

“Charlie said, ‘Hell,
If l am guilty,
Then God is as well.’
But God was acquitted
And Charlie committed
Until he should hang.
Still, he sang”

Untouchable.

Shocked to discover Cats (2019) is a childhood classic for the gen alpha kids.

Hopefully we won’t have to wait much longer for revivals of Othello and Macbeth! This is what Broadway is all about: fresh, exciting stories!!

FINALLY Death of a Salesman is getting its long overdue Broadway revival!!! It’s been almost 30 long minutes since its last staging in NYC.

I wouldn’t be so sure Bill, I hired him to narrate my Meet Dave exposé docu-mini.

Michelle Yeoh won an Oscar then said “I will never put a modicum of effort in a performance ever again.”

It’s that time again! Let’s all play “Is This a Depressive Episode or Am I Just Cozy?”

The great Jackie Hoffman had a bit about this that was “Can you make a funny face? This way and that way? That way and this? The End. By Halle Berry.”

There’s no rap on the charts because the kids are all jamming to Milton Babbitt

These watchalongs alone are worth the @cbbworld.bsky.social subscription