Mrs Bean, interrupted

Re-downloaded this app to express my worry that fellas might be listening to the new Lily record & reiterate they shouldn’t be allowed to.

No more ‘feels like’ with the weather, just tell me if I have to wear a bra to save my nipples being chafed that’s all I care to know

I really want a remote control car or boat, is this what happens when you stop masking?

Nothing warms the cockles more than seeing someone you know who has previously said they’re ’SO STRAIGHT’ leave a long term het relaysh to jump the fence 😌

jesus christ lmao

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I have a tummy ache

Recently started watching Animal Kingdom & either it’s meant to be just guys bein dudes OR it’s totally missed me. I’m watching a lot of Men Acting 🎭

My crush is having a baby 😒 This is why it’s important not to bother!!! Many things happen all the time

Do I have to do anything

In the last week I have seen a cup of broth ($5) and BOVRIL ($3.80) on Ubereats and wondered who would want that, turns out it’s your bloke in the wrong state

apple bottom jeans boots with the beans

Burning 6 sticks of incense in my home rn to hide the smell of (legal) weed from my landlord who is outside cleaning mould off the driveway unannounced (illegal)

Should I castrate my long hot water bottle??

Catch of the day imo

I’m doctor Pitt and the Pitt is named after me

I guess the edible worked/I said what I said ✨

You could say you have thrush OR you could simply have a rich inner life, the choice is yours

He’s basically begging to be spun slowly in a circle

If you know any ‘good dude, backed hard’ types who need one of these lmk & I’ll send the link :) It’s personalised

Absolutely

Apparently this is Donald and he takes the same medication as me, real recognise real

Wow sometimes it pays to look up

When my friends text me about being interested in a man I go 😒🫣😩 It’s simply none of my business until he’s proven himself to be safe over a period of 5 years sorry

Hands off my wife!!!!

Reading this made me realise I have had my Ls for 24 years, I feel sick

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