Dana

Remember when John Boehner met the pope and immediately retired? I’m just saying, precedent exists.

I will never get over Daenerys’ story ending with, “If Jon Snow doesn’t fuck me again then I’m going to abandon the one goal I’ve literally ever had in my entire life!” (And miss me with the, “weLl All tARgaRyAnS go cRaZY” shit, that’s just lazy.)

"He's a piece of shit, but let's get the political science stuff out of the way," Steven told me when I asked if he thought support of Tesla could be considered apolitical. "Elon Musk has platformed white supremacists and antisemites on X. He got rid of all the moderation. He put back accounts that were clearly neo-Nazis. He's changed algorithms to promote that type of hate. Him and DOGE did massive cuts in the government, including our civil services. He's cut cancer research. Did I mention he was a giant piece of shit?" "He's cut our aid to Africa, which Will result, without exaggeration, in millions of women and children and innocent people dying. Millions," he said. "I'm not a big fan of people who give the Hitler salute. I mean, I'm kind of fussy like that. He gave it twice at Trump's inauguration," he continued. "He's a Nazi. And he cheats at video games. You have another question?"

lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

I want the house of love and trust metaphor to get weirder and more specific. Gift giving is the rebar in the concrete foundation of your house of love and trust. People hitting on your partner are squirrels trying to break into the attic of your house of love and trust.

Literally your one job was don’t create the Borg.

A friend of mine who’s basically a Marvel encyclopedia told me (who knows nothing about any of this) that Dr. Doom has a hilariously acrimonious relationship with Dracula, and I think that’s just great.

Vote or Die! 😤🤘

Hell yeah, be a “Harvey Dent was dumb as a box of hair” truther

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

I SCREECHED

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon

Bichael Wobbes

Hell yeah, primo little guys

I saw Mos Def at the Office of Vital Statistics

As an all the time regular face, I still admire and envy your witchcraft.

Jesus fucking Christ, an air ball for the history books

Ruston Kelly’s “Halloween” is a perfect album, and I’m deeply sad that I didn’t know that it time to see its tour.

Gonna have to take your word for it. I watch the HBO Chernobyl series to remind myself that none of the decisions I make as a fitness instructor could cause nuclear fallout. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Imagine dying and getting a “meh” review on your shit. Devastating!

Proud of u, bro

An orange and white kitten is laying in her side, looking up wide-eyed at the camera above. Her front paws are curled so that she looks like she’s doing the Thriller dance. It’s real cute.

Puffin

It’s me! In space! Star Trek space!!!

YESSSS!!! My friend Robby was an animator for that show, and drew me into the comic book issues he worked on when the tv series ended because I loved it so much!

"Elmo shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow"

Did he point at you and whisper, “tell no one about this for a few years”

Careful saying this out loud, Big Flimsy Plywood has eyes and ears all over the place 👀

Nab it, friend! Meme as old as time, I truly can’t even remember the first place I saw it. 🫶

It looks like it goes, “pew!” when you shoot it