J. Variable X/0

Can confirm; it was exactly that

Oh look, they're doing the wave

In that case you should name the puppy "Suds of a Fuckin' Dish".

Most of social media is just millions and millions of people posting billions and billions of little commercials about themselves.

🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy

[lute riffe]

kysse 🎶

#Prince

Buddy movie that really should have happened:

Pee-Wee Herman and Hunter S. Thompson go on a cross-country adventure (via tandem bike, of course)

The Exorcist comes to mind

My RPG books are absolutely non-negotiable. If I go, they all go with me.

"All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?"
-- Banksy

#artsky #art #artists

And condolences for your situation. It's a tough thing for anyone to go through.

I'm a caregiver in a hospice home facility. Can confirm that the families are usually harder to deal with than the patients.

Friends who bring snacks are the best.

And she's got a little heart on her bum, so it doesn't get much better than this.

6. wet

By attaching outboard motors to the major continental landmasses we should be able to reform pangea within the next 3-6 months

I feel validated.

A fun project I've been working on: #zombie finger hooks! Possibly for sale if I get enough interest. Good for #Halloween and other #creepy #gothic #horror #decor. The #vampire finger's nail is made of metal and no, is not for sale. HMU if you're interested. #art #popart #monster #scary #brains 1/3

Narrator: Unfortunately, the airplane pilot's life was even more dramatic, and they had a few hours to explain everything to their captive audience in the cabin.
"Folks, this is your captain speaking, and I just have to vent..."

And they're bringing the Leftover Prosthetic-Glue Skin Gummies with them

You'll never be "ready."

Just go do the damned thing you keep saying you want to do.

I keep coming back to look at this one. "Balance" is a perfect title; I can feel how it's balanced, and it's delightful.

#art #flashfiction #imadeathing

...and found wanting.

I'd be more willing to participate in society if society didn't want me to do such profoundly boring and meaningless things.

some wealthy patron should give me a bunch of money to write an essay about spending a week in a fancy sleeper car on a train. I probably wouldn't have anything insightful to say but the whole time I'd be like "WHEEEEE!!"

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Q: Why do snails not want to come out of their shells to go to parties?

A:
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BECAUSE THEY ARE INTROVERTEBRATES

#imfunny #jokesimadeupmyself

It only needed a little fixin', so I fixed it a little.