John

My god. a literal Confederacy of Dunces

just had a yellow pitaya, a fruit bold enough to ask the question “what if dragonfruit tasted good?”

i know they’re just getting their gear out of the back of that truck but i’m choosing to believe that’s how they got there too

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

Alex is so funny on this one

dang look at it go

nicole kidman, hello

i tried to read it and the leather jacket and sunglasses i was wearing burst into flames

one thing that’s nice about getting more into your 30’s is it’s very easy to finish the entire clamshell of mixed greens

[progressively louder every time they try to speak] ah! Ah! Ahhh! AHHhhh! AHHHHHHHH!

just saw someone going the wrong way onto an interstate 🤙

after a decade of listening to TWIOAT I finally watched the coffee guy scene from SATC2 and man he does book it out of there huh

sleeping for 72 hours straight would fix me

going serpent mode

Kiss your fucking legs goodbye haters

me to the chicken stock when it hits a rolling boil

its fun to watch this place have its first ceo meltdown. it feels like we're finally a real social media website

amaturr

hell yea

lunch is too expensive

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

when you just kinda skim the menswear guy’s feed

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

you’re right that was a test and you passed. there’s no way to not believe that man is sleepy

and what if i don’t believe it?

KOTOR 2, kentucky route zero, a short hike

going through your midlife crisis used to be the honorable practice of getting into classic cars and destroying your life by having an affair with the secretary instead of whatever this is