's Avatar

@noahseligman.bsky.social

85 Followers  |  184 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 03.10.2023  |  2.0538

Latest posts by noahseligman.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

Inconceivable to the dog someone could go to the basement for a reason OTHER than getting him kibble

24.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Oh no. Where will they screen Birth of a Nation now?

23.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.10.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arguably his most normal health routine @peterbukowski.bsky.social

17.10.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
three cartoon characters are standing in front of an airplane and one of them is saying " so we 're just done with phrasing right ALT: three cartoon characters are standing in front of an airplane and one of them is saying " so we 're just done with phrasing right
03.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you lose your hat in the dream you lose your hat in real life @oldfriend99.bsky.social

29.09.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
US ready to support Argentina as needed, Bessent says The United States stands ready to do what is needed to support Argentina and is currently in negotiations for a $20 billion swap line with the country's central bank, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday in a post on X.

If this is conditional on Enzo Fernรกndez switching to USMNT then I would be on board

www.reuters.com/world/americ...

24.09.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kinda wonder what ibuprofen is thinking today

22.09.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What could the other 3% possibly be? McDonalds ads?

20.09.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Donald Trump and 9/11 This is just one day. Just one. Again, TFG.

noahseligman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
Again, and I cannot stress this enough, this is just covering actions directly related to September 11, 2001. NOT a recitation of his entire canon of felony, fraud, and falsehood that epitomize his entire mistake of a life.

11.09.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice way to bring back Gina Carano into the star wars universe i can think of a role here for her.

08.09.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is about as close as a federal judge will ever get to playing Kendrick to the SCOTUS' Drake
#JohnRobertsNotLikeUS

03.09.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

So....the guy who lies about everything all the time lied again.

Shout-out to David W Chen and the @nytimes.com. All the statistical reality denials fit to print!

He lied. DJT lied. He only lies. Just call it a lie

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social @froomkin.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social

01.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So @andyhermannfl.bsky.social your Micah ("Michael" to his friends) podcast was 4+ hours.

Physically, emotionally, how did you think it compares to grinding out a 5 setter at the US Open?

29.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then a hero comes along

28.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our family contribution to the resistance effort is to call the top suit in Euchre the "Biden" instead of, you know...

#OnWisconsin

26.08.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Iโ€™m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless Remember me? Iโ€™m the guy with โ€œChristianโ€ and โ€œPatriotโ€ on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...

Iโ€™m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

You only encourage this sort of behavior when you run my inane commentaries @mcsweeneys.net

22.08.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
21.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Okay imma stop you right there.

18.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless you are doing so to overturn the results of a lawful election.

11.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A tax credit for pedestrians who push walk lights even when they aren't crossing the street because cars are waiting

01.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this fixes the atrocity that was the officiating in the 2015 NCAAB final I am on board
#OnWisconsin

28.07.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Hey Donald

25.07.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
I Should Have Been on Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s List By Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

Looking fwd to Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh blocking the release of the Epstein Files

open.substack.com/pub/noahseli...

24.07.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where did she go?

21.07.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where did she come from?

21.07.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean Superman is an immigrant and a journalist so thats strikes 1 and 2 for MAGA

09.07.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that Shylock deserved more than a pound of flesh but the Venetian justice system is crooked. Very unfair. Sad!

04.07.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

You made a fan for life @thehazelmae.bsky.social @sportsnet590thefan.bsky.social

Thank you for taking the time

25.06.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
A Sales Pitch for Camping Do you want to ignite a painful audit of your soul and psyche where you question every decision in your life that led to this moment?

A Sales Pitch for Camping www.pointsincase.com/articles/a-s...

Thank you @pointsincase.com for running my nonsense.

24.06.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@noahseligman is following 20 prominent accounts