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One of the reasons to reject the obligatory demands for conservative affirmative action in liberal institutions is that the people who take advantage of it almost invariably function as a fifth column explicitly dedicated to destroying the institution from within.

Delivery driver dropping off neighbor's package: "hey how's it going"

Me, who just took a swig of my root beer that was open nearby while I was sawing 2x4s: "I just drank sawdust"

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

Naoise's brother is asking Irish people to please contact the government #Speirgorm

here to discuss the field mouse question, please welcome three different kinds of owl

Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

Chat is it a good sign that it took national reporters an entire month to finally pay attention to the third largest metro in the country being invaded

having to explain to your children that the man who shared your home address/name to tens of millions of people is now telling the President of the United States, who just named you a terrorist, a bunch of lies about who you are/what you do in your community was not on my bingo card for today.

guide to protecting yourself and your community from rubber bullets, water cannons, batons, pepper spray, surveillance, and snatch squads.

guide on collective self-defense from police munitions including tear gas, pepper spray, and bean bag rounds. share, study, stay safe.

None of the people sitting at the anti-antifa round table with Trump today would exist if it weren't for Twitter. None of these people would flourish without rage baiting the algorithms. And this is where we are now.

An anarchist red and black flag with an image of a sword run through a crown and the words "No Kings"

Simply marching in the streets once every few months will not stop fascism. We have to draw people into concrete organizing and activity. No one else is going to do this for us.

Whether there are two of you or two hundred of you, this guide goes over what you can do.

crimethinc.com/NoKings2025

It will never stop being weird to me that multiple people I argued with on Twitter are either in the current government or orbit around it.

Jack Pissboy (who threatened to dox my military record and then backed down when it became clear i wasn't lying) and Danny Bongos (who threatened to kill me)

this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime

Despite getting whatever anti-trans narrative they wanted out of the Charlie Kirk shooting, the American right is now blaming the Jews instead, because content must be created. It is almost like the "first they came for" thing is not hypothetical!

Tomino really out there naming people Gavabe Gavabley

thank you gabapentin

Mr. Paxton please contact me, I have crucial information regarding a deadly leftist terror group called BOFA

Kids these days get all thur opinins on the tic tacs

conor smith: Joined Sep '23 Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says. nyc nafo fella: How has he shown himself to be unfit? conor smith: By failing to return €3,300 paid to him in error by a former tenant, going as far as to ignore solicitor's letters nyc nafo fella: 3,300 Euros? What the fuck are you talking about? banjo gall: Think.

nyc nafo fella: Well normally since Gavin Newsom is in America he would be paid in dollars, not Euros. Maybe you should take your suggestion? You filthy motherfucking Russian troll. banjo gal: You seem upset. Who's Gavin Newsom? We're discussing Jim Gavin. nyc nafo fella: Looks like this fight against international Putin loving fascists is going international. And who the fuck is Jim Gavin? banjo gal: Jim Gavin was a nominee in the Irish presidential race, until he pulled out at the weekend due to a scandal whereby he owed a former tenant €3,300. Not sure what Putin and fascists have to do with this.

nyc nafo fella: When your other nation is Russia or Serbia that is very true, fuck you and your nation. banjo gal: But it's not. It's Ireland. Thanks though. nyc nafo fella: Why are dumb fuck anglos showing up on my timeline?

this is what happens when school maps in the 90s have the united states in the center

(phone rings)
Kash: “FBI Director Patel who’s this?”
Bongino: “Boss, it’s me”
Kash: “Buddy I texted you 2 hours ago”
Bongino: “I know I know, but about it’s the Earhart case, I just cracked it wide open”
Kash: “What do you mean Bongo?”
Bongino: “I got her. I got her here with me right now!”

Did someone on Fox News mention her a couple weeks ago or something?

Again, another stupid thing to say. If you're gonna be claiming other people are irrational, try making sure you don't misspell basic words

See, that's a fucking stupid thing to say

Literally they've shot two people in Chicago alone, we're all unbelievably fortunate the woman they shot last fucking weekend survived

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Teaching my gen Z nieces and nephews how to build a fire because I was a boyscout and got the firebuilding merit badge, but this generation would rather FIRE their GENDER than be a FIRE TENDER