half empty girl

Utah was the first state to allow open carry on campus. A would-be assailant could walk right onto campus armed as they please and nobody could’ve done a thing about it.

Hearing a 3wk old little baby sniffle is SO SAD

We all had runny noses last week and now my tiny little brand new baby girl has a stuffy nose too I cryyyyyyyyy

Oh gem 😭

Half empty baby was born happy and healthy at 7:14pm weighing 7lb 10oz and measuring 20.5in long ✨

I’m not convinced

uhm actually all friends have benefits

Yeah my mil had 2 giant babies and then my husband was *6 weeks early* and still weighed almost 7lb. He was a normal sized baby six weeks early

My first was actually almost 2ft long, she was 22.5in and 8lb 10oz lol

Gem she isn’t showing ANY signs of wanting out and I’m due in TWO DAYS

I’m due on Wednesday and will be banging down the door of the hospital if she’s not coming by then

Yeah that’s not fuckin happening

What if she stays in there forever

I’m so scared dude

the male loneliness epidemic was made up by big capitalist alienation to sell you sports betting

Really thought last night would be the night I was so crampy and my back hurt and it felt like she was gonna fall out of me every time I got up to pee but then I rolled over in bed into a different position and it all stopped lol

If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death

Thank you!!

Anyway taking your most unhinged suggestions to induce labor

Another day of me being pregnant and making it everyone else’s problem

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

Ah so scary but congrats!! We have air filters in everyone’s bedrooms but we should probably move one to the living room too.

My daughter made me put her dinosaur in the baby’s carseat

You are almost certainly just blind to it lol. Some litters trap smells better than others but yeah we become noseblind to those things fast

I’m getting induced in 3 days and my daughter had a runny nose yesterday and I was so fucking scared that she was getting sick right before we’re bringing a newborn home 🥲

lol I just saw your HFM post, my comment was completely unrelated

Not enough people are getting HFM to be so comfortable with getting preventable illnesses imo

I simply don’t go outside if I can avoid it lol. My first was born in September so I was very pregnant over the summer for both babies 🫠

Going to start a compilation of every time you say this when I come back over here lol

I’m due Aug 6 technically but I’m getting induced Wednesday night lol