My friend's puppies are one of my only joys this month

Yes please

I wonder how MySpace Tom is doing

Good Morning, just woke up. I'm sure nothing bad happened during the night

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.

I feel like if we all come together as a global community we can convince Mark Zuckerberg to get a tattoo so terrible that it creates world peace

In case you needed to see a good boy today