Cosmic Raise

I’m not joining jack squat after retiring. That’s literally the point of retiring.

Is that not what they meant by “busting”?

Good luck, we have been eating a LOT of junk food

Save America from what? Landscapers?

I find myself repeating often that your character does not determine your rights.

Being president also seems to work very well.

Emphasis on HARD

Every time you think it’s safe to let one rip 🙄

While we’re at it, why is “cocksucker” an insult?

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I have a ‘67 Impala that’s like 3/4 done!

I saw a great thread once tracing the phrase “no one wants to work anymore” all the way back to the 1800s.

People, stop sharing this, they only play poker when they are under extreme duress

I’m a little curious what you’d consider an appropriate amount

Diaper fumes are fueling these awesome jokes, let him cook

Wait, the t is silent? I always wondered why people look at me funny when I say it.

It’s the worst

Being a supportive ally 🤜🤛

They’d still be pretty fucking stupid

X Files, obviously

*but

They may be cold now, it they can take solace in their inevitable victory.

Y’all this is the best comment

Fuck I am DED 😂

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Walk-off green

Too bad she’s not just as dead.

Graffiti that reads “fuck cops“, but the O looks like a U

Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)

It’s like an inverted thong

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