Cosmic Raise

Jokes so dad they tell you not to turn up the thermostat

High praise indeed 🧐

☝️

Only came here to see the ratio 🥰

South Korea: (locks up president who led an insurrection)

England: (locks up former prince for being a sexual predator)

America: (Americas)

You got this 🤜🤛

(high fives your corpse)

So jelly of countries with functional democracies and justice systems

Pawn stars meme “best I can do is 45 minutes later”

Those gallon size jugs of those things should at least come with a warning label

Time to get them in hand(s) 😏

🥁

High five bro 🙌

Boy oh boy am I glad I got them now

Fuck man, got bodied by your own mom 🪦

Ohhhhh I felt this one 😴

You should be forced to retire from the internet after getting bodied like that

“I don’t want to learn to draw like this, so I’m going to let a real artist do it and then not pay them”

Absolutely not

Yay, but also, this is dystopian AF

Astronaut meme “So Russia actually wants war? Always has”

I don’t know what’s worse, the sheriff deciding to arrest them in the face of overwhelming evidence of their innocence, or the people who hired them trying to “nuh uh” the whole operation in the hopes of washing their hands of it. 🤦‍♂️

YouTube video by The Civil Rights Lawyer State of Iowa Hires Hackers to ‘Burglarize’ Courthouse (then the sheriff arrives)

@deviantollam.bsky.social thought you’d find this interesting 👀

Her: Pronounces it with a soft g

Me: Removes penis from vagina

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This is what you voted for, magats.

Ask him how many outs there are, and then tell him you hope everyone just has fun.

It’s JC Dollar now thanks to inflation

BOOOOOOO (tips cap)