Matthew Christopher

For hard hitting news, I place my trust The Onion

THIS cover!!

A breakdown of the outright lies from the orange man regarding the California wildfires, with side by side fact checking.

Logic would argue that this is an effective strategy to fact check the orange menace’s lies and deflections. Will it work?

Love these, keep them coming!!

This is fantastic

When the character you are writing refuses to be killed off…

Sad news about our old pal Theo.

100% agree!

Great list. You and I have a lot if overlap. Chris Nolan movies!

My 19 fave movies from the last 25 years…

Narrowing down the list was agonizing!
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INDIANA JONES AND THE JUMBLED CAPTCHA CHALLENGE

a crowd of people wearing masks and top hats with the number 36 on them Alt: a crowd of people wearing Guy Fawkes masks and wigs

I watched V FOR VENDETTA (2005) last night. I remember seeing it in theaters and thinking “good story, unrealistic”

20 years later…it’s no longer unrealistic. It’s a really uncomfortable watch.

Book cover for Stephen King’s IT. A menacing clown frowns and glowers

I tend to stay away from carnivals and circuses thanks to @stephenking.bsky.social. I read IT as a teen and now I’m re-reading to exercise the demons. I plan on floating right through this one.

Any thoughts on who we should send to investigate?

Congrats Stew!!

The book cover of Boy’s Life by Robert McCammon

Just finished reading Boy’s Life by @robertmccammon.com. What an absolute masterpiece! Small town southern coming of age story with a dash of horror and mystery, and some really heavy themes through the eyes of a 12 year old. Beautifully written!

Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF

Gizmo the dog, with hairs standing up on end

Approach with extreme caution

#dogsofbluesky #dogsky

a man in a suit and white shirt is running in a dark room Alt: Tom Cruise incessantly running

If you’re wondering if you need to watch the other Mission Impossible films before seeing Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, the answer NO. The movie is so packed with exposition it makes Christopher Nolan blush.

…and that has made all the difference

RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a sta...

RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

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a poster for a movie that says we heard tale of a party #sinnersmovie Alt: Three suspicious characters approach, interested in joining the party #sinnersmovie

Movie Nerds: get to the theater and see SINNERS before it’s too late.

Best movie I’ve seen in a while, and I watch LOTS of movies

Congrats!

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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

How I arrived on Bluesky

Seeing it Tuesday. CANT WAIT!

a man in an elevator is carrying a package that says safely delivered on it Alt: Ace Ventura in an elevator is carrying a package which is being smashed between the closing doors

Godspeed, delivery man!