Matthew Christopher

I feel like @theonion.com has really stepped up its game to deliver the hardest hitting news coverage in these trying times. Exhibit A below:

Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock

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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding new light on a previously undocumented effect of loneliness, a team of psychologists at Yale University found that at least 80% of Americans lack the social connections necessar...

“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello

Preordered!

This ones in the top of my list when it lands..

God I love the hell out of this nerd stuff!

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Love it!

Thousands peacefully protest - no kings rally. “Enough”

Thousands protest at the No Kings Rally

Thousands protest at the No Kings Rally “Diversity is our Strength”

Thousands protest at the No Kings Rally - double flag!

Peaceful. United. Loud.
No Kings.
Stillwater, MN

Sold!

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

Yes please!

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

Know what creates empathy? Books. Reading about people unlike ourselves and experiences we'll never have. Which is why some people want to remove those books and discourage reading. Kids and adults should read widely. Most spend their spare time online, which is where indoctrination often begins.

No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba ST. LOUIS—According to several eyewitnesses who were inside local café Panda Bubble Tea on Tuesday, no, 53-year-old man Aaron Strickland would not like “popping boba” in his drink. “Ma’am, I am a vete...

No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba

TRUTH!

Take me back to this era RIGHT NOW!

TRUTH!

One of the best Onion headlines of the year!

For hard hitting news, I place my trust The Onion

THIS cover!!

A breakdown of the outright lies from the orange man regarding the California wildfires, with side by side fact checking.

Logic would argue that this is an effective strategy to fact check the orange menace’s lies and deflections. Will it work?

Love these, keep them coming!!

This is fantastic

When the character you are writing refuses to be killed off…

Sad news about our old pal Theo.

100% agree!

Great list. You and I have a lot if overlap. Chris Nolan movies!

My 19 fave movies from the last 25 years…

Narrowing down the list was agonizing!
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

INDIANA JONES AND THE JUMBLED CAPTCHA CHALLENGE