scary pøppïns

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We stan a nonbinary pee pee poo poo

there are only 2 genders

1) taking the piss
2) shitting my doo doo ass

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I leveled up just watching it

S3-S4 will occasionally demand some patience from you but god are they paying that off this season

Final summation on the first half of S5:

I passed out before the end so I just finished it yesterday and Fairy Godbitch how I screamed and cried and cried and screamed

Been begging for this for *seasons* and they delivered flawlessly

I’m a big big fan of the new season so far, but you’re right. They weren’t thinking that deep about it. For me, it’s like I can forgive that, but it does make me wish for more.

nobody fucks ass to rogs 😡

live through this

I’m going to ask my obgyn to tie these tubes or cut the whole thing out, I’m done with this uterus trying to kill me

Give Erica a gun

I am SO impressed and relieved

I just emitted a super sonic scream that burst the eardrums of every able bodied person in the tri state area

shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure

Me & my dad vs. my PCOS

Me & my dad vs. my PCOS

Calling it:
a) everyone lives
b) TPK

Let her cook

This was my entire aesthetic in my early 20’s

Jonathan Byers, king of cardigans

Nancy, Steve, Dustin, Robin, Max & Lucas

There’s a non zero chance I’m gonna liveskeet me & the wife watching Stranger Things S5.

Two rules:
Be kind
No spoilers

shout out to my fellow traumatized gingers and all that we’re asked to endure

Me, finishing up with the prep of wife’s food: here, honey, do you want your spoon?

Wife, cramming her first bite into her mouth with a fork: I don’t spoon. I fork. Hard.

Get you a woman who regularly plugs in your controller to charge whenever you fall asleep playing Minecraft

I’m pan and it’s always people who are gender fucked in any direction.

Shittiest month ever, but I manage to be grateful for my home, my babies, my wife, my bff and the last gasping remnants of my health holding on for dear life

Also for Vyvanse. Thank the gods for Vyvanse.

Pic of tall, hot, blonde, funny and frightening Lisa Gilroy on make some noise

Lisa Gilroy is my biggest fear. If I ever see her on the street I am running in the opposite direction, she might pry open my jaw and climb down my throat I don’t know what she’d do

You ever get so angry it makes you nauseous