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Masked paramilitaries marching in front of a hanging Trump banner on the DoJ

Masked paramilitaries marching in front of a hanging Trump banner on the DoJ

This picture is so crazy that if you had this as a scene in a made-for-TV dystopian scifi movie in like 2014 people would switch channels because youโ€™d ruined the suspension of disbelief.

20.02.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 929    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Every news story is now โ€œState Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were โ€˜blindsided.โ€™โ€

20.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3383    ๐Ÿ” 829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

FORBES 2025 30u30 HONOREE GOKCE GUVEN, FOUNDER OF FINTECH STARTUP KALDER, NOW FACES UP TO 52 YEARS IN PRISON

FORBES 2025 30u30 HONOREE GOKCE GUVEN, FOUNDER OF FINTECH STARTUP KALDER, NOW FACES UP TO 52 YEARS IN PRISON

Forbes 30 Under 30 remains undefeated

20.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1054    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Itโ€™s a really simple upload function, but if I really couldnโ€™t figure it out, the number of people I would wake up or otherwise bother in that half hour before midnight would break records.

20.02.2026 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 694    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

letting the player not kill tuvix is one of those "only a 0.001% of absolute reprobates will take this choice but its existence is narratively fruitful" cases

20.02.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the andrew mountbatten stuff shows that being a tenured antiwoke professor at harvard gives you more legal privileges and protection from the law than your family being divinely anointed to rule a country as absolute monarchs for 1,000 years

19.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1002    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

ok but how is the opposition party supposed to win over his supporters now, have they even thought about that

19.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3939    ๐Ÿ” 543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
John Goodman in 'Barton Fink' runs down a blazing hallway with a shotgun, shouting 'I'll show you the life of the mind!'

John Goodman in 'Barton Fink' runs down a blazing hallway with a shotgun, shouting 'I'll show you the life of the mind!'

Watching another research day get frittered away on emails and reimbursements and little tasks until I have to go in for the job talk at 5.

19.02.2026 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

17.02.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6941    ๐Ÿ” 5887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 121
19.02.2026 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of the Griffith Observatory with the new moon setting behind it, the thin orange curves of the crescent rising like horns exactly behind the main dome of the observatory.

Photo of the Griffith Observatory with the new moon setting behind it, the thin orange curves of the crescent rising like horns exactly behind the main dome of the observatory.

I also got this HORNY picture of the Griffith Observatory, but Mercury was already below the horizon by then.
#Photography #Astrophotography

19.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

18.02.2026 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2764    ๐Ÿ” 826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

black bag: more movies should be plays

18.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39355    ๐Ÿ” 10460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 328
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People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

17.02.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6890    ๐Ÿ” 3019    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94
A four panel comic, the first shows an angel on a shoulder saying โ€œpursue the virtuous path!. The second is a devil on the opposite shoulder sayingโ€if you donโ€™t do something selfish, someone else will!โ€ The third is a clock near someoneโ€™s hip saying โ€œ you had better decide quick! Youโ€™re running out of time!โ€ The fourth is a pizza slice on the opposite hip saying โ€œhit a cop with a baseball bat!โ€

A four panel comic, the first shows an angel on a shoulder saying โ€œpursue the virtuous path!. The second is a devil on the opposite shoulder sayingโ€if you donโ€™t do something selfish, someone else will!โ€ The third is a clock near someoneโ€™s hip saying โ€œ you had better decide quick! Youโ€™re running out of time!โ€ The fourth is a pizza slice on the opposite hip saying โ€œhit a cop with a baseball bat!โ€

[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social

18.02.2026 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am interested in the history of Paul Bunyan in a completely neurotypical way.

18.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Improv has replaced jazz as America's most popular art."โ€“from the introduction to Improv Nation by Sam Wasson. I would like to have jazz instead please

18.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

17.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1486    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

this feels at this point like a project to kill personal computing entirely

17.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A page of search results from Sphaerenmeisters Spiele. Blades '68, Blades '68 Limited Edition, Players Gazette, Score Pad, Trouble Deck, Doskvol 968 City Map, and Faction Deck are all pictured.

A page of search results from Sphaerenmeisters Spiele. Blades '68, Blades '68 Limited Edition, Players Gazette, Score Pad, Trouble Deck, Doskvol 968 City Map, and Faction Deck are all pictured.

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We've made an arrangement with Sphaerenmeisters Spiele in Germany to allow you to pre-order rewards for Blades '68.
You can pre-order the Limited Edition cover, map, and other physical rewards and they will fulfill it through their store.
sphaerenmeisters-spiele.de?suche=blades...
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17.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Ilia Malinin: "You are something. But not nothing."
Kristen Spours: "And so long as men die, liberty will never perish"

17.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom We have seen this song and dance before.

there's this gross talking point that Newsom is good on trans issues really. this is a lie. www.erininthemorning.com/p/why-transg...

17.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

dumplings are a side effect of Mongols

17.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

buttigieg/vance

17.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Constitution and Historical
Rupture
69 Pages
Posted: 5 Feb 2026
Jonathan Gienapp
Stanford University
Date Written: January 24, 2026
Abstract This essay is a response for a symposium on my book, Against Constitutional Originalism: A Historical Critique. It responds to criticisms made against it
while further developing the book's central themes. It contends that the problem of historical ruptureโ€” that the eighteenth-century U.S. Constitution presupposed a very different way of thinking about constitutionalism and law than reigns todayโ€”is the most important problem implicated by the theory of constitutional originalism, and yet remains largely neglected. It further contends that were originalists to finally confront this problem, the theory could not
survive that reckoning, not without abandoning its
definino features

The Constitution and Historical Rupture 69 Pages Posted: 5 Feb 2026 Jonathan Gienapp Stanford University Date Written: January 24, 2026 Abstract This essay is a response for a symposium on my book, Against Constitutional Originalism: A Historical Critique. It responds to criticisms made against it while further developing the book's central themes. It contends that the problem of historical ruptureโ€” that the eighteenth-century U.S. Constitution presupposed a very different way of thinking about constitutionalism and law than reigns todayโ€”is the most important problem implicated by the theory of constitutional originalism, and yet remains largely neglected. It further contends that were originalists to finally confront this problem, the theory could not survive that reckoning, not without abandoning its definino features

@jgienapp.bsky.social responds at great length to critics of his criticism of originalism. Itโ€™s a tour de force. read it. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

17.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

me: eh, licensed IP RPGs, not my thing

the Warrior Cats Adventure Game: ๐Ÿ˜

17.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dem leaders getting absolutely dogwalked by random focus group participants at this point

17.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

17.02.2026 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5735    ๐Ÿ” 2577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

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