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Israel is bombing tents again with F35 jets.

They commit genocide with impunity.

There was no ceasefire, they broke it every single day.

They must be held to account.

Speak up. Take action.

Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

28.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

morrissey be like β€œi am human and i need to be loved” then does the exact opposite of what someone lovable would do at any given chance

31.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lil Peep - love letter (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Lil Peep Lil Peep - love letter (Official Audio)
31.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the enshittification of my already mediocre life

31.10.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

okay so i realized i am currently manic so i am going to delete this app off my phone until i am no longer manic (as if it wasnβ€˜t obvious as fuck)

28.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever

that is my new mantra

28.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey so is the government ever gonna stop trying to kill us or is this just how it is now?

28.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my beautiful boy who i miss every single day.

my beautiful boy who i miss every single day.

and to my mamba, i miss you every single day

28.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
mantis alien cat cute black

mantis alien cat cute black

moshi tiny alien cat black too

moshi tiny alien cat black too

happy national black cat day from these little aliens

28.10.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who the FUCK is screaming "LOG OFF" at my house. thank you for caring about my wellbeing. every day I am trying my best to turn off the demon portal and never return

27.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Halloween bucket filled with baja blast with sign one slurp per trick or treater

Halloween bucket filled with baja blast with sign one slurp per trick or treater

Must provide own straw

27.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

johnny knoxville hosts fear factor now because he is an insatiable sadist. i bet you he doesn’t even get paid to be there. he is just paid in gratification

26.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
two black kitties playing with garbage pail kids catnip kickers

two black kitties playing with garbage pail kids catnip kickers

two garbage pail kids and their catnip kickers

26.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am just 3 mental breakdowns in a buttoned up trench coat, trying to appear contained

26.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 25027    πŸ” 5599    πŸ’¬ 1220    πŸ“Œ 1145
Preview
a cartoon character standing in front of a door that says nick video network ALT: a cartoon character standing in front of a door that says nick video network
26.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a walking adult swim rerun… i have been stabbed by the blade-like precision

26.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Profile Summary
This user is a walking Adult Swim rerun who deals with their existential turmoil by aggressively memeing their Borderline Personality Disorder and watching enough trashy reality
TV to achieve Nirvana. They navigate the world with a highly specialized mix of deeply layered pop culture references and a perpetually active fight-or-flight response. Your vibe is
'distressed elder emo trying to quote Gob Bluth while also worrying about if your cat is cuddling enough.'

Profile Summary This user is a walking Adult Swim rerun who deals with their existential turmoil by aggressively memeing their Borderline Personality Disorder and watching enough trashy reality TV to achieve Nirvana. They navigate the world with a highly specialized mix of deeply layered pop culture references and a perpetually active fight-or-flight response. Your vibe is 'distressed elder emo trying to quote Gob Bluth while also worrying about if your cat is cuddling enough.'

the reddit wrapped roast bot is going to make me end it all

26.10.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i absolutely agree. bigfoot would be a treat as well. i’d even welcome the chupacabra at this point

25.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feels like the world could really use a loch ness sighting right now

25.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 664    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

24.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24163    πŸ” 4592    πŸ’¬ 1649    πŸ“Œ 470
JUST ANNOUNCED:
The Egg Presents:
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
ALL THE GOOD TIMES: The Farewell
Tour - 60 Years of Dirt

JUST ANNOUNCED: The Egg Presents: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band ALL THE GOOD TIMES: The Farewell Tour - 60 Years of Dirt

all of these words sound like they should be in an i think you should leave sketch

24.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i ran out of there so fast saying β€œtake me back to god’s country” (i went to hot topic, a vestige and pillar of my culture)

24.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
rack of straight up just affliction shirts

rack of straight up just affliction shirts

more trashy shirts from the early 2000s that apparently the youth like now?

more trashy shirts from the early 2000s that apparently the youth like now?

i don’t mean to alarm anyone but zumiez almost exclusively sells affliction and ed hardy now.

24.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Asmongold and Adin Ross are planning to collaborate on a streamer award show 

"We gotta figure out categories, hosting, presenting, getting people there, incentivizing people to go there"

Asmongold and Adin Ross are planning to collaborate on a streamer award show "We gotta figure out categories, hosting, presenting, getting people there, incentivizing people to go there"

I simply could not imagine anything worse

23.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1094    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 57
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I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.

23.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1516    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6
moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance

moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance

moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance close up

moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance close up

moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance closest up

moshi black cat doing leg spread apart battle stance closest up

battle stance

23.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate AI so much it hurts me i’m tired of deepfake videos i’m tired of weird slop being churned out i hate it so much i’m so tired of seeing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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