slobot

*revels in the retail*

DR NO'S BONOBO: no. bonobo no

The sub-dried tomatoes were a complete bust

If you play it right you could also be the top comment for some Toad The Wet Sprocket covers

Item 3. Some printers throw fatal errors frequently.

Item 4. My parents don't ask me for tech support help. /2

Item 1. Windows lets you replace system sounds with custom sound files, including sounds for fatal errors like driver crashes.

Item 2. The CD for X-Wing Vs TIE Fighter contains wav files for radio chatter, including your squad's death screams. /1

More people have been to the moon than I have

Always dead with the devil at the end of the month, he's eager to pad his numbers

Teddy Ruxpin used one channel of an audio tape for audio and the other for motor control

My other guess is cassette answering machines but it's not exactly a format if it never leaves the device

Oura's New 24-Bit Mood Ring Recognizes Over 16 Million Emotions

Welcome to the semiannual joint conference of prescriptivists and descriptivists
Agenda:
Orderves and cash bar (no coinage please)
Getting reorientated
A natural keynote
Speechquel
Small group intercourse
Award presentment: Baddest nonce word

Other person's signature: Please excuse any typographical or orthographical errors as this communiqué was composed on an iPhone.

Is that what they called Episode V in Australia?

A playlist titled "An. Arrow. Flight." containing Iron Butterfly's catalog

A playlist titled "A. Narrow. Flight." containing many covers of The Guns of Brixton

Playing Siri roulette

Dear ambassador,

Attached is a wire we received from your office this morning. We feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your President's name to stupid messages.

Last night you dreamed you were walking through your childhood home. On your bedroom door there was a six-digit code. Enter that code below to complete your login.

Little voice inside my head saying you're not the one who's so far away

Out on the road today I saw a Godsmack sticker on a Cadillac

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

Have A No ICE Day

Minnesota Neat (No ICE)

Scr3am
Scre4m
5cream

Finally, he describes reviewing body-worn camera footage for his declaration. But I read another declaration recently - may have been in another case - that said these agents don't have body cameras. And when the court ordered both sides to submit video, the feds stated they haven't found any.

The description of CBP's use of force rules never talks about how they review incidents after the fact.

A few things stuck out to me: CBP's account never says why they were in the area in the first place. And they don't acknowledge firing pepper balls like the other witnesses describe.

It's Thursday night and there's no ruling on recap. There is a declaration from one of the local operation heads of CBP. You can compare his account of the Roosevelt High School incident to some declarations from the community.

www.courtlistener.com/docket/72047...

Album art for Mirrored by Battles

Currently scouring my mind of what good music is supposed to sound like (complimentary)

Dilbert comic from 1998. Wally: "I'm not allowed to get a new computer until I get rid of the old one. The janitor won't allow it in the trash. Union rules won't let me carry it to storage. So I built this catapult. Like I always say, every problem has an engineering solution."

This one pops into my head whenever I think about Dilbert. It's fairly text-heavy but puts a lot into three panels, including that double punchline.

There's a hearing tomorrow morning in Tincher v Noem, looking for a restraining order

You're not into Dad Jokes? I thought you liked Pop Culture.