dani lamorte

These are special times.

You can hear a whole lot of moaning and "Oh God!" in my house today 😉

(I hurt my Achilles and I'm on crutches.)

Any sensible person would be immediately hooked.

You’re going to see a lot of requests to give $ to Feeding America, but that’s the food bank equivalent of giving $ to Act Blue instead of your local candidate.

If you’re going to donate funds give it to your local food pantry or mutual aid group. It will have a bigger impact for ppl who need it.

Oh!!!

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Nothing sets a mood or refreshes a scene like a gong. Gongs are that bitch.

I’m really finding that I like Snapchat more than the alt. It’s more private, things expire, and it’s not covered in models reskeeting their own content 85 times per hour.

Hopefully not as fat but just as strong 😌

Could be shorter!!

Did a new leg exercise yesterday and now sitting down is very challenging 😩

I think a lot about the Anne Frank “people are really good at heart” quote, and how untrue it is. How it was ripped from the desperate journal of a child faced with annihilation, then circulated by philosophically lazy adults. Anne was wrong, bless her, and had every right to be.

As a child, I was kept alive by food stamps and food donations.

I have very little to say about the current state of things, except that it becomes harder each day not to hate everyone.

Two pics of a shirtless man, the first one is captioned “are you close?” The second is captioned “not really.”

Me adding people to my close friends on instagram

Not the caked up guy at the gym being here with the “Jesus is Lord” baseball cap girl 😩

Calling my second book “Did you know I have bones?”

Intrusive thoughts for cows

a cartoon of a penguin sitting at a desk with a computer and mouse ALT: a cartoon of a penguin sitting at a desk with a computer and mouse

Another fcf on the blue app

Still waiting for a Seer spinoff tbh.

If you think kids transitioning is scary, wait until you hear about kids becoming religious 😌✌️

Tree 😌

Once made up an elaborately wrong answer in a French historical linguistics class for which I did not read. Still one of my favorite memories.

obsessed with the kind of social decay that has led to sociopaths coming into nice cafes to yell into a phone on speaker

No, no, honey, don’t touch that. That’s mommy’s emotional support mental health problem.

I'm not as good with caulk as I am with

“Not into fem”

And you’re not getting into this either 😌

💞

Not right now, sweetie. Mommy’s having her new intrusive thought.

I love her so much 🥹

Pistachios be like