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Burke (v): To smother to sell the corpse. "Fazgood & the Obstreperous Moosecrab Caper" LGBTQ friendly fantasy humor novel "Saints of Flesh" & "The Flesh Sutra" Goth Body Horror Amazon/KU Newsletter: https://subscribepage.io/AQbMm0 www.Timwburke.com

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If this is to bring the Epstein Files to light...do not get outmanueverd.

10.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chrome Dragon! Kill-kills! Wandering Minstrel Eye!

10.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever tried stretching out your legs on a footstool? No?
Well, you ottoman!

26.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sen Chris Coons announced he's supporting it. Go get him.

09.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sucker sucker sucker.

09.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are caving. They will stab you in the back. There will be no vote and they will laugh at your gullibility. Are you being primaried from the left yetm

09.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worked in retail for a while.
When they start micro-managing behavior, the CEO has run out of ideas. New CEO a'commin'.

08.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish Del Toro’s Frankenstein was a more comprehensive look at the monster’s life. They never cover when he met Abbott and Costello, for example.

07.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

So very yup. I've stopped using the word "procrastination" for this. It's blaming and misleading. As I experience it, it's exhausting myself by repeatedly trying to make my brain do the thing I would be doing if my brain chemicals were being helpful that day.

07.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9034    πŸ” 3301    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 89

Too short, no caps. Staff member wrote it?

05.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many cops were also Nat Guard and Army Reserve, and were mobilized. They brought wartime mindset back with them.

04.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced Rove had fixed Ohio, then Anonymous hacked his fix.

04.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why I Saw The Bad News Bears Ten Times in the Theater as a Nine-Year-Old Boy The Bad News Bears was released in movie theaters in AprilΒ 1976. It was a surprise hit. One possible reason for its success was that it was a summer of weak competition, in box office terms. The tw…

@thomasbeller.bsky.social on why he saw The Bad News Bears ten times in theaters as a 9-year-old: β€œPerhaps it was this feeling of paternal resurrection, or at least redemption, that had me coming back to the theater again and again.”

04.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake CRYSTAL LAKE, NJβ€”Reports of a shadowy figure in the woods and heavy breathing heard in the night, coupled with a recent series of grisly murders, have generated rumors that U.S. Vice-President Dick Ch...

Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake

04.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

04.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7962    πŸ” 2399    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 290

When Hugh Hefner died, the Playboy Mansion disappeared like the house in Poltergeist.

03.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

In a vapor of sweat, cigars, and stale perfume.

03.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aliens figured out how to make big pyramids and went, you know what planet would love these

01.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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An Old Guy Works In Retail and Self-Publishes Fantasy and Horror What Should I Talk About The Most? Take This Poll.

This one-question poll will tell what experiences to share with you. Could you take a moment? I appreciate it. An Old Guy Works In Retail and Self-Publishes Fantasy and Horror open.substack.com/pub/timwb/p/...

30.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I respect your surly indifference. Followed.

30.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im old. When someone steers me right, I thank them.

29.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.

There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.

28.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1579    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 14

"I never know what to do with my hands" I mutter to myself, trying to fit my hand collection in an undersized box

24.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

bsky.app/profile/timw...

13.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would it be useful to call it "Epstein Ballroom" like Dan Savage did to Rick Santorum?

24.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me there's a scene where Jesus needs a blood transfusion but he's got a weird blood type that the hospital doesn't have on hand. So one of the doctors has a priest bless some wine and it transubstantiates into the blood of Christ, a perfect match, problem solved!

23.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Epstein Ballroom it is

22.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4892    πŸ” 1317    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 67

Why aren't the Dems hammering Johnson for protecting pedophiles?

22.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything Lux couldn't do?

22.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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