theo wolf

why do pdf readers count towards my screentime. please i‘m a grad student

she knows nothing abt pokemon but is interested in it so i started opening packs and forcing her to sound out the names (she only knows gen 1 so all of the new generations are fair game)

using the things i’m learning about education and childhood development in this grad program and using them as a basis for scientific experimentation on my eight year old sister, as is my right as eldest sibling

if i have to explain groypers to my mom im going to be so mad

wrote a poem for the first time in seven years. hopefully that satisfies that urge for the same amount of time

beautiful women named mbta alerts disabled green line train are texting me

keep going! the next lyric is about kurt cobain

i was at a wedding last weekend and the pastor quoted the bible and i physically had to restrain myself from blurting “that’s a mountain goats lyric”

basement of the building i’ve lived in since 2022 flooded last night with an inch of water. landlord says “that happens every time it rains”. man i feel like i would’ve noticed during the multiple hurricanes

today my work toured the boston athenaeum and afterwards their restaurant served us bread with soft cheese and honey and grapes. i felt like a roman boy king

a rat just climbed over my hands to escape my bin as i dragged it out. then a second, smaller rat also jumped out, ran across the street, tried to jump back up onto the sidewalk, missed, and ran headfirst into the curb

what is this mysterious smog settling in over boston

William Finn, Tony-Winning Composer for ‘Falsettos,’ Dies at 73 An acclaimed musical theater writer, he won for both his score and his book and later had a huge hit with “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.”

William Finn, the witty musical theater writer behind “Falsettos” and “Putnam County Spelling Bee,” has died at 73.

i saw comments about deltarune and silksong in the livestream comments bc i joined late and thought they were jokes. congrats gamers you really won today

however, as a 24 year old childless lesbian, i do think i should be allowed to claim my cat's vet expenses on my taxes. he needs annual bloodwork because he's on thyroid medications and he needed his rabies and distemper boosters and it was almost $500!!!

my only major tax deductions as a childless 24 year old are my student loan interest and my rent. broke losers win again

i don't know if i COULD provide proof if i asked is the thing. my landlord is just some guy named fettah and we pay our rent over zelle. my bank doesn't even do zelle so i send it to my partner over venmo who pays for both of us. would the state of massachusetts accept venmo transaction screenshots

massachusetts letting you claim rent on your taxes but not asking for any proof as to how much you pay always stresses me out. you're just handing me this $400? are you sure?

everyone follow my partner now that i peer pressured them into joining bluesky (they drew my profile pic!)

i’m 24. i couldn’t vote in 2016. how did people do this last time? did it feel just as awful? do i not remember because i was 16? how is anyone doing this?

I cannot emphasize enough the importance of reading your all-company slack channel to develop deep insights into the beautiful and varied spectrum of human experience. today a guy posted an earnest message in which he announced he had "recently discovered music" as in like, the concept

hello!!! and yes i am a transplant but this is the best city around and i’ll die on that hill

safest city in the country and these clowns are trying to gotcha wu. i’d ask if they were embarrassed but i don’t think they have the cognitive capacity for shame

boston is the best goddamn city in the best state in the country and all of these reps going after wu need to worry about their own state and their literacy rates and healthcare outcomes

everyone is whining about it but i just love gyrados giving magikarp the dwayne the rock johnson eyebrow in the trailer. i’m so excited

chikorita in the new pokémon game? everybody MOVE get out of my way

listen it’s so warm and comfortable. y’all can have my dad’s cell phone number as a treat. enjoy, boston

i hope my dad, whose landscaping business is based entirely in northern new jersey, is enjoying me using him as a carhartt clothing hookup and giving him free advertising all over the boston metro area in this hoodie

yeah sure he can have my social security number whatever. i have 50k in student loans and my heating bill this month was almost $800. have fun with those finances

mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the tow trucks hauling away the sedans parked on the wrong side of the road for the snow emergency