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My monthly Tim Dillon consumption must be precisely 45 minutes, no less and no more, perfectly timed. Broke my rule tonight and did an hour (deep fryer ep) – wrong move, doom activated and morale shot. Might be terminal
16.02.2026 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jane Fisher, The Yawn, 1988, Watercolor
21.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 1085 🔁 77 💬 20 📌 7Soothing Nature Sounds (Relaxing ASMR): A Giant Earthquake Wipes out the Entire West Coast
09.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stole my joke and you won't even pretend to care about defending the honor of the best state in the nation
09.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Super Bowl commercials are like the Super Bowl for commercials
08.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Vibram FiveFinger discount
31.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Accidentally wore Patagucci to the unemployment office
30.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Long lines at the unemployment office today
30.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I stay logged on
09.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Aging comes with many crazy surprises but I could never have predicted warming to Joni Mitchell
09.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
31.12.2023 06:22 — 👍 332 🔁 37 💬 12 📌 6I grew up vegan so I just never developed a taste for it
27.12.2025 07:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry I can't eat pussy I'm vegan
27.12.2025 07:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Does mezcal with the worm count as vegan
27.12.2025 07:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Staring off into space at the bar crashing out about the concept of $2 vegan eggnog pudding shots
27.12.2025 07:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i could fix him
07.12.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NYT Cooking wants me to eat beans so bad
07.12.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.12.2025 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This isn't about my husband I'm just imagining a guy that thinks bugs have rights and getting sick
24.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Problematic tolerance for spiders in the house gap relationship
24.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cum Town wife BlueSky husband 🤨
13.11.2025 07:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Say nice things about Portland" say nice things about my balls in your dumb little mouth
24.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Instigating the Cascadia Subduction Zone rupture with each swing of my pendulous naturals
13.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Setting off the Lunk Alarm with my titty drop
13.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Emergency naked bike ride"
13.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got my first tattoo
07.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tattoo count has finally surpassed body count. Nice
07.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mattress Firm? God I hope not
03.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Spanish Harlem
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