Cigarette Crab

PANEL 1: A GUY behind the wheel of a car. He squints. A speech bubble comes from an earbud in his ear. GUY: Huh that's weird. VO: What's up? PANEL 2: The GUY looks baffled. GUY: Oh, everyone outside is flipping me off and booing? GUY: I'm just a normal guy, going to work! PANEL 3: A shot of the car from the outside at a stop sign. It's got a big middle finger on the top, and a huge sign on top of it that says FUCK EVERYONE WHO IS NOT ME! A GUY ON THE SIDEWALKis giving it a thumbs down. PANEL 4: The GUY, crying. GUY: Why are they being so mean to me?!

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Baezel4evr

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Mer de Merde

Second drafts are for cowards.

SHE'S INCREDIBLE

Sinus infection ain't fucking around
I'm ready, get drilling, funnel doc

Be the whole fiasco

yet another day on this cursed grey earth that we haul our carcasses out of bed, and who is to blame? this ASSHOLE who hauled his scaly ass out of the water. today, as a treat, flip off this stupid fish and tell him to get back in the water. you deserve it.

(I didn't know there was a different between responding and quoting, because I'm 100 years old)

@sassymcassface.bsky.social is my home-boy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boYy.

@sassymcassface.bsky.social is my home-boy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boYy.

There's no greater feeling on earth than going over to a friend's house and their "mean cat who hates everyone" is excited to see you

thAT ramEN flavOR thAT yOU lIKe iS coMINg bACK iN stYLe

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

Bless

Watch these AI obsessed techbros go butlerian jihad now that China dunked on them.

Getting a kick out of the people pretending a "my heart goes out to you" salute is a normal thing that exists

LMFAO fuck the ADL

For me, it's 5 days, then I sleep for 10-12 on the weekend to "catch up"

It is not sustainable and I do not recommend.

I finally got BG3 downloaded and working and now you do this to me specifically how dare you

Give me Flavour™️ and/or give me death

My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) was when he put on the sunglasses and said "CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX, BECAUSE I'M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN'T GET OUT."

I HIT THE VAPE WHEN IT TASTE LIKE AOL DIAL-UP

I put cherry mio in my green tea, them hellraiser demons can't show me shit

All year, I see things I want but can't waste money on, big sad, constant craving.

As soon as December 1st hits and somebody asks what I want for Xmas, I am without material desire, I am fucking Siddhartha, I am enlightened, no thoughts head empty.

Fishboys

Luigi Mangione: "I think I'll have a sandwich."
The Ghost of Gavrilo Princip: "NO! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE! DON'T GO FOR THE SANDWICH! RUN!"