My idea for a current affairs programme. Politicians are suspended above a tank of carnivorous fish. Each time they lie or avoid answering a question their bare feet are lowered an inch into the water. Working title Piranharama.
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Iβm writing a script for an alcohol themed science fiction movie - working title How to drain your flagon.
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Have you not had the vaccination?
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Pink, blue and orange gradient background, main text : Life is an amazing adventure" sub text "notebook of dreams"
Green purple and yellow gradient background, main text "Never forget your dreams" sub text "notebook of dreams"
Pink orange and blue gradient background, main text "mistakes are proof you are trying" sub text "notebook of dreams"
Green yellow and purple background, main text "you are the sunshine on a cloudy day" sub text "notebook of dreams"
The motivational/inspirational range:
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White background with a rain of strawberries
White background with a rain of kiwi fruit slices
White background with a rain of cherries
White background with a rain of blueberries
The fruit range:
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Blue background, red dress and tiara, text reads Drama Queen
Blue and purple gradient background colour, red butterfly, blue silhouette of a female figure, main text "Hormonal Woman" sub text "Subversive Thoughts Notebook"
Red background, black silhouette of woman in evening dress and gloves, black text "Hussy"
New designs and products on my Etsy!
merylinmoonuk.etsy.com
There's now playing cards, posters and prints, tshirts and stationery.
Here's a few examples of the spiral notebooks, all very different styles and different colours available:
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Well worth 60 seconds of your time! ππ
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The great thing about being single and unattached is that if you buy one of those Valentineβs Day meal deals you get double helpings of everything.
13.02.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Who knew there were so many ways to fall over on snow and ice? #Olympics2026
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Youβre turning into a cat π
10.02.2026 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A black cat is sitting on a blue waves Japanese themed cat sofa.
A black cat is sitting upright on a botanical velvet footstool
A black cat is crouching on a pink roses lap mat.
A black cat is crouching on a woven fabric chevron design footstool.
Lots of sale stuff in my shop.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Cat sofas, foot stool and lap mats
#Caturday
07.02.2026 13:30 β π 52 π 16 π¬ 2 π 0
@craftycow.bsky.social one for you.
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23.01.2026 09:10 β π 3523 π 1647 π¬ 93 π 139
Doesnβt the cat look thrilled to have his own chaise π»
14.01.2026 12:16 β π 88 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0
An oldie, but a goodie. π
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Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, didn't mess about in a letter to Farage explaining Parliamentary procedure...
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A magnificently detailed dalek made of snow, complete with sink plunger.
My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
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28.12.2025 19:26 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Merry Christmas xx
25.12.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Q: What kind of cow is waterproof?
A: A gaberdine Angus.
#CrackerJoke
25.12.2025 09:23 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 4 π 2
Christmas, more than any other time, can magnify the bad things in oneβs life. It could be yours or a loved oneβs physical or mental health, the loss of bereavement or money troubles. If youβre doing ok, the best gift you can give is to reach out to those who arenβt. Be kind x
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Looking grand
14.12.2025 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A black cat is sitting on a Chinese themed cat sofa with black gold brocade fabric covering and red painted platform.
A black cat is sitting upright on a bright pink chaise long cat sofa. She is in profile with her tail swooping downwards.
A black cat is slumped on a bright coloured cat sofa.
A black cat is sitting loaf style on a blue striped cat sofa with inbuilt drawers for important cat stuff..like Dreamies and catnip.
My cat sofas are all on sale..
Many cheaper than ever before! #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat >>>>
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
22.11.2025 14:05 β π 36 π 20 π¬ 1 π 1
If you could please share this Iβd really appreciate it. I have 170 of the bastards to shift. Sharing might just mean I sell another.
Thank you!
22.11.2025 10:46 β π 6 π 9 π¬ 5 π 0
Goosander out for a stroll at the loch this morning.
15.11.2025 13:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I saw a rare Elvis record earlier - The label said "Wooden Leg"
I said to the shopkeeper: "I thought he sang Wooden Heart?"
He replied: "Yeah, he did...But this is the pirate version".
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A poem, by me.
02.11.2025 11:02 β π 39 π 4 π¬ 7 π 0
Brazilian garbage man at Hallowe'en.
I don't care if it's staged; it's still full of joy and damned impressive.
02.11.2025 13:58 β π 83 π 24 π¬ 4 π 1
A black cat is sitting on a yellow cat sofa with a wide scalloped shape. The cats tail is trailing down into the floor.
A black cat is crouching on a purple cat sofa with gold detailing. The sofa has a wide strip of gold and purple pattern on the outside and gold painted round feet.
A black cat is lounging on a Chinese design cat sofa with red painted base and black and gold fabric covering. The cat has one paw dangling out the front of the sofa.
And a few more.. #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
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Thereβs been a spate of breakfast thefts in the area.
23.10.2025 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars.
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UK based fine artist. Painter (mostly). Dog person (obviously). Abandoned/derelict building enthusiast. Wayfarer. Visionary. Procrastinator.
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