Campbell

My idea for a current affairs programme. Politicians are suspended above a tank of carnivorous fish. Each time they lie or avoid answering a question their bare feet are lowered an inch into the water. Working title Piranharama.

I’m writing a script for an alcohol themed science fiction movie - working title How to drain your flagon.

Have you not had the vaccination?

Pink, blue and orange gradient background, main text : Life is an amazing adventure" sub text "notebook of dreams"

Green purple and yellow gradient background, main text "Never forget your dreams" sub text "notebook of dreams"

Pink orange and blue gradient background, main text "mistakes are proof you are trying" sub text "notebook of dreams"

Green yellow and purple background, main text "you are the sunshine on a cloudy day" sub text "notebook of dreams"

The motivational/inspirational range:

White background with a rain of strawberries

White background with a rain of kiwi fruit slices

White background with a rain of cherries

White background with a rain of blueberries

The fruit range:

Blue background, red dress and tiara, text reads Drama Queen

Blue and purple gradient background colour, red butterfly, blue silhouette of a female figure, main text "Hormonal Woman" sub text "Subversive Thoughts Notebook"

Red background, black silhouette of woman in evening dress and gloves, black text "Hussy"

New designs and products on my Etsy!
merylinmoonuk.etsy.com
There's now playing cards, posters and prints, tshirts and stationery.
Here's a few examples of the spiral notebooks, all very different styles and different colours available:

Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂

The great thing about being single and unattached is that if you buy one of those Valentine’s Day meal deals you get double helpings of everything.

Who knew there were so many ways to fall over on snow and ice? #Olympics2026

You’re turning into a cat 😆

A black cat is sitting on a blue waves Japanese themed cat sofa.

A black cat is sitting upright on a botanical velvet footstool

A black cat is crouching on a pink roses lap mat.

A black cat is crouching on a woven fabric chevron design footstool.

Lots of sale stuff in my shop.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Cat sofas, foot stool and lap mats
#Caturday

@craftycow.bsky.social one for you.

Doesn’t the cat look thrilled to have his own chaise 😻

An oldie, but a goodie. 👍

Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, didn't mess about in a letter to Farage explaining Parliamentary procedure...

A magnificently detailed dalek made of snow, complete with sink plunger.

My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt

Merry Christmas xx

Q: What kind of cow is waterproof?
A: A gaberdine Angus.

#CrackerJoke

Christmas, more than any other time, can magnify the bad things in one’s life. It could be yours or a loved one’s physical or mental health, the loss of bereavement or money troubles. If you’re doing ok, the best gift you can give is to reach out to those who aren’t. Be kind x

Looking grand

A black cat is sitting on a Chinese themed cat sofa with black gold brocade fabric covering and red painted platform.

A black cat is sitting upright on a bright pink chaise long cat sofa. She is in profile with her tail swooping downwards.

A black cat is slumped on a bright coloured cat sofa.

A black cat is sitting loaf style on a blue striped cat sofa with inbuilt drawers for important cat stuff..like Dreamies and catnip.

My cat sofas are all on sale..
Many cheaper than ever before! #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat >>>>
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...

If you could please share this I’d really appreciate it. I have 170 of the bastards to shift. Sharing might just mean I sell another.

Thank you!

Goosander out for a stroll at the loch this morning.

I saw a rare Elvis record earlier - The label said "Wooden Leg"

I said to the shopkeeper: "I thought he sang Wooden Heart?"

He replied: "Yeah, he did...But this is the pirate version".

A poem, by me.

Brazilian garbage man at Hallowe'en.

I don't care if it's staged; it's still full of joy and damned impressive.

A black cat is sitting on a yellow cat sofa with a wide scalloped shape. The cats tail is trailing down into the floor.

A black cat is crouching on a purple cat sofa with gold detailing. The sofa has a wide strip of gold and purple pattern on the outside and gold painted round feet.

A black cat is lounging on a Chinese design cat sofa with red painted base and black and gold fabric covering. The cat has one paw dangling out the front of the sofa.

And a few more.. #Catsofbluesky #Caturday

There’s been a spate of breakfast thefts in the area.