The Rectangle

Is Hideo Kojima writing this season of America?

Harry Potter 4: Modern Warfare

Is there even a single grammatically correct sentence anywhere in these emails?

here at openai we're thrilled to announce we're releasing AGI (Another Google-chromium Incarnation) to the world, humanity has entered a new era of boundless prosperity

I was never the biggest fan of the red delicious apple but after decades of service it deserved better than to be completely erased from all grocery stores

the highest level of intimacy between New Yorkers is when you make eye contact after both spotting the same giant rat on the subway tracks, after which you are forever rat bonded. I think about my rat brothers and sisters every day.

yes! I'd much rather just take a mask of damage than the humiliation of being gooped

Thinking about that time I went with nine co-workers to a dumpling place for lunch and we each ordered one of their special *gigantic* meal-sized soup dumplings, then they were mad at us because it was 11:30am and that was their entire giant dumpling supply for the day.

Ya, I respect the Savage Beastfly but I do *not* respect Broodmother or that slamming against the ceiling / floor attack!

This happened to a guy I know

Hilary Clinton's book abandoned on the street

What's your build!?

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At no point in my life since I started talking have I been this easy to fool...

Knockwurst on baked beans with a side of fries, titled "specials" (the quotes are part of the title)

I love working from home because it's a chance to order from all those quaint local places

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I was drawn in by the visuals, but it also plays differently from other card roguelikes: you only draw one card per turn and don't discard at the end, so can/must plan ahead. It makes combat feel more like a puzzle.

Never buy sushi or a hot dog from a restaurant that also serves other things.

Oh wow... I played for like ten hours but always felt like I was missing something about what I should be doing, though it was beautiful and compelling.

This makes me want to go back and bang my head against Rain World for another ten hours...

An officially licensed MrBeast toy, which is a monstrous stretchy homunculus with MrBeast's head on it. Apparently you can fill it with little plastic money and goo. It's 10x more uncanny than you would think it is even from that description.

running up to the doorman every day to see if today's when my officially licensed MrBeast homunculus arrives

This is totally wrong, 6 is #1 and 2 is no better than #5!

Hunter dies after bear falls on him: Virginia officials A 58-year-old Virginia man died on Friday after a bear fell on him while he was on a hunting trip, according to Virginia officials. The man, Lester Clayton Harvey, Jr., was part of a group of hunte…

unbelievable, just as he was celebrating his pardon!

they must think I'm the biggest chump, anyone with eyes can tell that this is a place of honor, that a highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

laying off my entire team today, they worked for six years to invent "the french fry version of ice cream" but could not top dippin dots

wish I could meet the pigeon who is about to have the wildest night of its life

I think that's the worst reviewed game that I ever truly loved!

psst! hey, kid... over here!

but have you considered that when pizza's on a burger you can have pizza any time?

An unnecessary amount of pot lids

can I interest you in my wares?