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This is a photo of a paperback copy of The Atrocities by me (Jeremy C. Shipp). The cover features a creepy old manor house, storm clouds, and a hedge maze. The book is against a brick wall with vines growing around and over the book.

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?

My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.

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Leak of F-35 scoring chart puts pressure on Carney to select U.S. aircraft RCAF and DND officials leak positive F-35 report to pressure Canadian prime minister to select F-35

Do these planes have that cool feature where you can disable them from a distance with a command? Because America shoving this Tesla-esque bird down everyone’s throat *and* being unhinged simultaneously makes me think they could take out squadrons with a keystroke.

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Seems a *little* implausible, but I’m just a physicist with a fetish for putting numbers in perspective and fact-checking scary claims. What do I know?

Say 15 boats: that’s 39,307 kg per boat (approximately 7 male African elephants).

At 1250 kg/m^3, that’s 31.44 m^3. An average home is 35 m^3.

So you’re telling me 15 houseboats with 7 elephantsworth of cocaine were sunk to save 100,000,000 people?

The states has 300 million. So that’s 1 in 3?

Jesus, that’s a lot of cocaine on such small boats.

LD50 of cocaine: 95.1 mg/kg
Average human mass: 62 kg
Cocaine needed to kill 1 person: 5.896 grams.

For coffee at 180 mg/kg, it’s double the strength.

So for 100,000,000 people, that’s 589,620 kg of cocaine needed to kill them

That this is a conversation, dehumanizing and villainizing an entire country and its peoples and descendants, is abhorrent.

I’m not religious, but I’ll pray to whatever vengeful god these fuckers delight in praising to do them rough justice.

Can I let you in on a little secret?

Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.

It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.

It me, but in my own home.

Just needs to up his adderal.

Makes you wonder… if he’s sick, he’d have to reduce his amphetamine intake. Coupled with its reduction, his underlying illness would pack a double whammy to his energy levels, resulting in falling asleep at the switch.

However you cut it, he’s unwell.

America, doing so well they can skip out on tax collection.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Highly applicable now!

T-5.5h, folx

Solid plan. Except for the whole “they re-elected 45 as 47, so beating them is only temporary” aspect of the plan.

She is what she eats, apparently.

To string these murderers up on the wall, we’re going to need a fucking big wall.

Wild that he’s pardoning the leader of a country convicted of planning to smuggle drugs, while demanding the murder of fisherman he’s convinced are smuggling drugs.

Drugs are bad, kids. We’ll murder people over them: Trump & Hegseth, probably.

Uhhh…

So people should expect a work-work balance.

Gotcha.

Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?

There are just too many Z’s in the first sentence.

I see we’re into the “leopards eating the faces of family” phase.

Mister Two-Onenames out here, being a fucking ableist twat on main.

A large (maybe 3 feet wide by 5 feet tall) sign on the end of a row of bookshelves that tells the “address” of books that have sensitive content.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

a border collie and small bird commune under the moon in a dark wood amongst barren trees. Fairy light illuminates the bird's words to the pup: Even the moon glows from borrowed light... So, if you need it, I'll gladly lend you mine tonight. from the devastatingly talented, Sina Simbürger https://www.instagram.com/sin.xline

need-a-penny, take-a-penny

Four pivotal ages in your brain's development revealed in new scientific study Brain scans on thousands of people reveal the dramatic shifts the brain goes through between birth and death.

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Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

You know, letting fuckwads, corporations, billionaires, and people who do ‘science’ have unfettered access to things that drastically change the environment is a terrible plan.

Is it easier to deploy a skyshield than it is to stop burning fossil fuels, eat less meat, and stop producing AI slop?

Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.

Remember when this fuckwad bought Twitter to combat the bots? Turns out, it wasn’t a bot problem after all.

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Bridge of Theseus right here.

From the columbiasc community on Reddit: Any local watch repair places you would recommend? Explore this post and more from the columbiasc community

My partner has a Bulova for that era, and went to a Horologist in town. He was able to take off the back, reset the overtightened winding mechanism that prevented it from working, and provide a rough repair history.

I did a quick Reddit search for some in your area:

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