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Ethan Teller

@tellersvision.bsky.social

Roddenberry Archive Creative Producer and Professional Nerd.

129 Followers  |  112 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.5225

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Damn right it does.β™₯️

03.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice hat.
Lake Elsinore?

24.09.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And at least one orange shirt

04.09.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 711    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code

02.09.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3693    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 89

I vividly remember getting kicked out of a multiplex for sneaking into this movie while underage.
Can’t blame a guy for trying.

27.08.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are losing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which has helped educate, inform, and entertain millions of Americans.

Instead, we’re getting a vulgar new gold ballroom, which none of us will ever see.

01.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17773    πŸ” 5577    πŸ’¬ 783    πŸ“Œ 239

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has this thought from time to time.

30.07.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The near-unanimous veneration of the β€œSouth Park” season premiere would hold more resonance for me if they didn’t spend the literal entirety of their 2016 season braying about how that year’s presidential election didn’t matter to the precise demographic who could’ve helped save us and didn’t.

25.07.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell freaking yeah!

11.07.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy next-to-last 4th of July to all of you…

05.07.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is far and away the most devastating injury of the offseason.

02.07.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evil incarnate.

29.06.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6705    πŸ” 2423    πŸ’¬ 576    πŸ“Œ 284

Nepo-tastic!

27.06.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy typo on their part.

23.06.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy for Shai.

23.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜–

23.06.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear hear!

19.06.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

08.05.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 49365    πŸ” 11024    πŸ’¬ 446    πŸ“Œ 305

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of...

08.04.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Why in the world don’t those guys refer to themselves as Cannon-Ball”?

03.04.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really?
Like, to play basketball?
In 2025?

31.03.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What section of MSG will he be selling concessions in?

10.03.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How in the world do you screw a movie version of this up so badly?

04.03.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If George Soros held an Oval Office press conference explaining his plans for the Biden administration and then the State Department awarded a nine figure contract to the Open Society Foundations then Washington D.C. would’ve consisted of mostly ash and blood within 72 hours.

13.02.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3897    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 25
11.02.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4061    πŸ” 1245    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 31

Try and put mayo on a sandwich, ANY sandwich, at Katz’s.
Just you try.
See what happens.

10.02.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess Jean-Claude Van Damme will finally be getting that Kennedy Center honor for β€œBloodsport”.

08.02.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I can’t really talk. I’ve got some work emails to write, the Clippers just traded Terrence Mann and my dad is in the emergency room.

Wife: Oh my god. Is he ok?

Me: Well, they got three second round picks for him, so-

Wife: YOUR DAD!

07.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I spent the evening sick on my couch watching an awards ceremony that I was supposed to be attending in person.

This is pretty much exactly what that feels like.

03.02.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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