Tom Buckley

Kemi saying the Church of England is the Labour party at prayer because she hasn't bothered to read the whole bible is fucking incredible work. Commitment to the bit

If net migration last year was 340k it's nothing to write home about and so fucking shut up about it

It is 2005, the internet is a distributed network of servers designed so that no one outage can take down the entire network

It is 2025, the internet relies on three companies, problems with any one of which can cripple a significant proportion of the global economy

Labour GE24: We must turn the page decisively on the Conservative ideas that have caused the chaos....This ‘age of insecurity’ requires the government to step up, not stand aside.

Labour Nov25: Give me your jewellery and don't get comfortable. Insert false big claim to appeal to papers here.

'I'm the one who gets called a f@#(ING ££&I and I can still find it in my heart to also be a massive racist. So maybe you could find it in your heart to be a bit racist too'.

The Newsagents when Lewis isn't on is just the shittest quality of analysis

Sell the coat. Paty for processing

Don't take your coat off your not staying

Rather than get angry. Write to your MP. Tell them politely how you feel.

I did. And I firmly believe this rebellion will be like the welfare bill and gut the governments bill. Get typing

Returning to 0.7 on international aid also a broken promise

But also to be fair Finkelstein nailed it before the election. Their pitch was 'Here is our diagnosis of what is wrong with the country and we propose to do absolutely nothing about it'.

But you will never guess which one helped working people with energy bills and paid for them get a two for one meal

Shoulda left Shano alive

I think there is a book in the Priti, Suella, Shabana choices of home secretary and what that has meant for our inward migration and standing on the world stage. Not to say Saj or Yvette weren't worth discussing but there is something worth discussing in comparing their tenures.

Imagine being a singer song writer in 1971 listening to Carole Kings Tapestry and wondering what to do with your career now someone has released something so exquisite

I want Britain to be a place where living here is the golden ticket. Cos it's like to a good thing. Rather than a grim ordeal which is what subsequent governments have made living here and trying to live here.

Bit harsh on lawyers here. They are a diverse bunch within a set envelope

Simping boomers and the town racists has to stop

Went to Wilson's Restaurant in Redland last night. Guess they give a Michelin star to anyone these days.

Its so close to policies of forced repatriation as to be indistinguishable

It's just disgusting. 'Don't make yourself too comfortable / don't take your coat off your not staying' is horrible and stupid. The idea of asylum itself can't be an enemy or a target. It's a good thing.

It is mental that people don't know cities in China or India but truly heroic how little we all know about Ireland. Despite it being visible from our land mass

I regularly ask people I meet the same questions. Some are conversational crutches and some are specific. as it is of constant fascination to me our cultural black holes. Amongst these are 'How did World War 1 end?' and 'Can you name 3, none capital, cities on the island of Ireland'?

There is a reason the majority of horror films are set in the 70s

Did you not like Promising Young Woman?

Why does he look like everyone's mum's colleague from work who is about to retire

Gabba

Agree

They all went to good schools. They will all undoubtedly have met people who used to be good at tennis and probably have some kind of brain injury before.

It's like trying to play a game on an intranet. It's lost its immersive browsability