AJ "Chill in the Air" Finch

Tag somebody, I obviously pick @swilua.bsky.social

Yard decorations, an inflatable turkey, sitting on an inflatable Santa claus. A hand written sign says "wait your turn fat boy"

I have exactly one cool neighbor.

Tribes that restored bison are killing some to feed people because of the shutdown A pending deal to end the government shutdown is too late for about 30 buffalo on the Fort Peck reservation in northern Montana.

For centuries, 🦬 played a central role for tribes across the Great Plains – and still do today. Reservations have been culling their cherished herds to fill the gap left by SNAP benefits.

Not to be that guy, but you're burying the lede

The book is about having fun playing dress up, even when other creatures aren't nice about it.

Shanon Hale wrote it cause she loves her kids and they all love to play dress up.

I love how much story you give them each with the little details.

move your foot or hand an inch; slip your hold at all; and your identity comes back in horror

Lego mini figure of Netflix Wednesday Addams

My nearly 60 year old dad really likes Wednesday Addams

For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it.

Goondock saints

Gremlin Mode

The teenagers appreciated it

Im too crunchy and fat to be crawling into the giant bin of cans at the food bank, but no one else was gonna, so here I am.

I forgot I can't quote my personal account so here's the link, it's @ghostlyopossum.bsky.social. You get one last frog pic bcs I made him a sourdough bread today. I will keep my crafting to my personal account but I tend to be more depressed there so, warning I guess.

the six men composing the crew pull into the jaws of death, with a halter around every neck

Photos of transparent stickers, shirts, and wooden pins that all depict the same illustration: the face of a small, anxious yellow dog with the text "NERVOUS" underneath in pink text

me thinking im masking
www.simkaye.com

tales of terror told in words of mirth

Interesting fact! I live nearish to DC incidentally

Damn me, but all things are queer

It's true, young pigeons out here just having social anxiety and questioning every interaction just like the rest of us.

I also have subdued hues.

The problem with “it’s not a choice” as the core of a defense, whether of being transgender or simply being fat, is the frequency of an implicit underlying “because nobody would ever want to be like this,” which is simply not true in either case.

Dad: You know there were two versions of Harry Potter?
One where they said "bollocks" and "stones"

Me: yeah cause Joanne is obsessed with-

...hey now

Honestly yeah I think they would

Bruhhh

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”

I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”

Yet is there hope. Time and tide flow wide.

"The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers" really is a banger line and a great metaphor.

A gar fossil from Wyoming. Fossilized gar are fairly common as their bony armor fossilized more easily than softer tissues

Gar have the slowest known rate of molecular evolution of all jawed vertebrates, reducing speciation rates. The 2 living genera evolved 105 million years ago. The oldest articulated vertebrate skeleton of the Cenozoic is a gar from shortly after the Chicxulub impact that killed the dinosaurs
7/8

a stuffed animal is peeking out from behind a door with the words everything ok below it Alt: Scooter from the Muppet Show saying “everything ok?”

Gender is a performance and I am expertly managing the Muppet-y chaos from backstage

Gender is a performance and I'm John Cage's 4'33"