TattleTaleSister

I thought I saw a severed foot under a car in the liquor store parking lot, but someone was attached to it. Life is disappointing.

i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’

(heart of a warrior)

This.

Move along darling I'm not the nightmare you're looking for..

No no..I’ll be okay
I have my disappointment cheese

If their supposedly “Christian” speech proclaims to other human beings “you are nothing,” the people who are cheering for this might want to brush up on the New Testament.

I'm think I'm going to dress up as someone who is both mentally and financially stable for Halloween

Knowing you'll make it through doesn't make it any easier

I think the most autistic thing I do is feel like nobody understands me

Once again I’ll reconstruct my entirety from my better parts.

Yes, I understand that what I am saying is that the world in general is nothing but bad news.

So tired of this fucked up world we live in. Nothing but a daily horror show slowly chipping away at all of us.

The horrors are persisting in a more incompetent and tedious way than I would have imagined.

I was going to go to the gym today, but I couldn’t find a close parking spot.

Took me two Dude Wipes to wipe that smug smile off his face

I have a new filing system called fuck it

When you really think about it, life is quite simple. Just be the best person you can be until you die.

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

I'd bet someone with an emoji-only screen name is always fresh out of fucks to give

Sometimes there’s no closure you have to bury what you feel deep inside and just carry on.

Gonna start focusing on the little picture

Checking on my stocks*
*beef and chicken

No thanks, crypto guy, all my money's tied up in Forever stamps

Yeah, no I wasn’t thinking as a right winger. Sorry I don’t keep up with the memes and which side they’re on. What I keep up with is barely being able to pay my bills.

Hi love. ❤️

Oh please forgive me for doing a post without considering every variable. If I wanted this shit I’d go back to twitter.

Jc it’s tongue in cheek but if we are going to be serious here like they are on twitter, it’s robbery how much of my hard earned money doesn’t make it into my pocket..or anyone else’s.