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@smussyolay.bsky.social

She/her. Co-host of Candy Chat Chicago. Sober. Organizer. Writer. Storyteller. Neurodivergent AF.

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I’m sorry to say, but it just doesn’t look like that man fell over the Clemente wall. It looks like he intentionally threw himself over the railing. So bizarre and sad.

01.05.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me more. I feel like some people love the stuff, but I’m not enough of a cola lover to give it a whirl.

27.04.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea that this phenomenon was actually codified. I'm not surprised, mind you, but I didn't realize there were actual plans in place.

17.02.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then, they have the audacity to run Black History Month ads all the time.

15.02.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pulaski and Lawrence?

15.02.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What these nihilistic vandals are doing to dismantle science & medicineβ€”generations of expertise & public service & life improving benefitsβ€”is cultural revolution level national self harm. No foreign foe could inflict such brutal damage & senseless suffering on US so fast & effectively & unresisted.

15.02.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18140    πŸ” 5711    πŸ’¬ 482    πŸ“Œ 296

Why don’t they all just get fucking raptured already?

05.02.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of women do it, too. I haaaaaaaaaaate it.

05.02.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re watching a zombie show and all the people in the show keep asking β€œwhat is happening?!” and you’re thinking β€œit’s obviously a zombie apocalypse!”?

That.

Except a coup.

04.02.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

if the president can say β€œi don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

05.02.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11935    πŸ” 2806    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 82

In times like these, it’s good to remember that morality does not equal legality. And legality does not equal morality.

We have a duty to break immoral laws

05.02.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m literally going to turn into the Joker if all of the the census data is deleted

04.02.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t want to discourage anyone, but I will give you a piece of advice: I don’t attend protests unless I know the organizers.

Do your homework. Ask questions. Listen to your gut.

05.02.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1431    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 13

Somehow I can't get deodorant at Walgreens but someone can just waltz right in and steal entire federal agencies

04.02.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1405    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

A polite request for media writing about Trump/Musk: stop using photos of them. They're low-information and maddening: we all know what those men look like and we don't want to see them.

04.02.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Is that an everyday thing? I got a genius the other day and a friend said something about queen bee, and I had no idea!!

04.02.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m telling you β€” looking at mushrooms normally freaks me out, but he finds such nice, pretty ones!!!

04.02.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIIIGHT? I’m like I don’t know that we’re in β€œOligarchy” territory anymore. We’re in coup territory. They’re not being polite.

04.02.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. Yeah, that sucks. I haven’t been able to afford concerts for awhile, but music is so important.

04.02.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why, but β€œgot really into root vegetables” really tickles me.

04.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Card game? What? I call beta tester!!!!!!

04.02.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hadn’t thought of this. I thought, β€œWonder what Obama is thinking,” but it never occurred to me that he needs to be SAYING what he’s thinking like yesterday. Fuck tradition.

04.02.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crockett: I am tired of the white tears. When you compare me to Marjorie Taylor Greene or me to Lauren Boebert, there is no comparison. So the only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so, so much harder

04.02.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 55242    πŸ” 10320    πŸ’¬ 1435    πŸ“Œ 1034
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What order do you do your NYT games in? I’m Corrections, Wordle, Strands, pop in to the Spelling Bee for an undetermined amount of time, then the Crossword.

27.01.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@skylight.social Let’s GO!

20.01.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clapping like crazy!! Keep it up!

20.01.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the thing β€” we *are* nurturing future generations. Being good examples. Sharing our experience. Being a safe haven.

All of the cool shit without all the attendant bullshit. πŸ˜‚

12.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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