emily vance

How to possibly explain the vast cultural gulf between us to the German couple trying desperately to order a cappuccino at Tim Hortons?? Simple words do not

20.07.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine sucking so much that countries where you’re not on the ballot vote against you

29.04.2025 02:34 — 👍 5690    🔁 844    💬 45    📌 31

This was my first, although I've been wanting to read it for a while. Do you have any other recommendations for her work?

18.11.2024 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A snowy winter scene. Several large evergreen trees and a cabin-style building dot an otherwise smooth blanket of snow. Lightly snow covered hills rise in the background, with large patches of logged area shaved off the sides.

Woke up to ~1ft of snow in the corner of B.C. I call home. ❄️

Pretty nice view if you don't mind the clearcuts in the background ...

17.11.2024 18:38 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Haha, exactly. But faster!!!!

17.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hitting "follow all" on a starter pack feels like opening 100 chrome tabs all at once

17.11.2024 06:49 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

This. Not having free, publicly accessible bathrooms in the downtown core of cities, and instead relying on the goodness of individual businesses to open their doors, is something I think about every time I go out.

17.11.2024 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you tried packing the night before, and then being so relaxed the next day that you leave late anyway? My ADHD loves that one

17.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read this dark, gripping work for the 1st time recently (pub. 1993, set in 2024!)

Did I love it? Yes.

Was it a terrifying time to read a dystopia about America descending into violence and extreme social inequality? Yes.

Will I be reading the sequel soon as I can get my hands on it? Also yes.

17.11.2024 02:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Going to make a greeting card for ppl I've looked for on bluesky that aren't here yet. If you recieve it, it means I think very highly of you and want you to come hang out

17.11.2024 01:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Considered giving up social media altogether (how peaceful life could be??), but jumped headfirst into a new platform instead. Let's be real, this is way more fun. Hello bluesky!

17.11.2024 01:07 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0