Ed Clarke

It's a sure sign that you've overcooked them.

Quote from the Sky Sports reporter during the match: "O'Reilly is from Aston Villa, so you know he's going to be good"

Tech platforms censor words, not meaning. It’s frighteningly insidious. This kind of censorship explicitly empowers bad actors by robbing their critics of the language to criticize.

Euphemisms are often the domain of fascists and predators. It’s a domain that online media wants to gate us inside.

Footage of Tyrone turfing Mason Greenwood out of that list

Treat yourself to some Animals That Swim.

Amid considerable opposition from the family, I'm trying to make The Green Knight a Christmas thing.

I'm impressed how artfully he turns it into a forward roll though, we never got that with Paul Alcock and Paolo Di Canio.

It's only a thousand billion, so heaven knows how he'll scrape by.

Alternatively, one dog packed into a smaller space = more concentrated dog.

Could've been done over insecure Signal.

If cleanliness is next to godliness that makes Powerwash Simulator 2 almost a requirement.

When your PR agency has arranged an exciting film tie-in for your product but it turns out to be The Human Centipede.

Had the customary first game look around to see who's back and who's new, when an old guy to the right was missing it's the first time I've thought "maybe he doesn't have a smartphone?"

Cover of The Tartar Steppe by Dino Buzzati

Superb, and just the thing to read shortly before your annual performance review #booksky

YEP

Tessa Sanderson once gave me second prize in a fancy dress contest.

It's been a good year for butterflies (until they meet the cats).

Choon:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmmE...

Did Coventry City have a clause in the contract about the colour of his suit?

Consecutive posts on Instagram feed featuring John Everett Millais' Ophelia and a crocodile floating in the same pose.

My Instagram feed has got very niche.

The woe of the modern scientist, when your new phone autocorrects germanium into geranium.

It is an oversight that anthem singing ability isn't taken into account when picking national football teams #england

How I arrived on Bluesky youtu.be/7y4ATS5RTeg?...

I misinterpreted that and thought you'd touched Dion Dublin, Gareth Southgate and Martin Keown with Emma Watson's credit card.

It's time for the annual conference programme assembly all-nighter, where we find out how many people don't know where they work or what the names of their co-authors are #UKS25 #IshisnamereallyBrain

Me in the National Security team group chat

Good morning

Take me home, country toads Cane toads have remarkable navigation abilities, even when their sense of smell and magnetic-sensory systems are compromised.

Have a look at this coverage of the new paper led by Daniel Shaykevich, featuring Andrius Pasukonis, both currently at
@klivvvienna.bsky.social 😊 Link to paper in the comments 🐸
www.nature.com/articles/d41...

There's a Nature sub-editor out there somewhere who deserves all the awards 🐸👑

Just reached my steps target for the day walking to the kitchen for some peanuts #goals