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Ratatouille sequel kinda crazy

Keep going, you're this close to being verified 🤏🏼

ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp

[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted

reposting the repost man for reposts

(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby

two cats are playing with each other on the floor and one of them is standing on top of the other . ALT: two cats are playing with each other on the floor and one of them is standing on top of the other .

Good Game

"I'm a liberal and bluesky is too hostile to me"

so nut up or leave. why do you need your toes sucked everywhere you go?

They only split up early 2022, let's see how long we can beat this dead horse!

Amazing alt text. Useful and informative. Thank you.

I'm the bastard who loves the taste of diesel fumes and lead -- and you better believe I campaigned to make this bad boy default to "off"

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . "I'm doing my part!"

Rotating sandwiches.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Great minds!

H hehehehe!

That's me