Bailey Pope

Dude on the L train: Singing “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands.”

Jesus: ***Automatic reply: Out of office***

100% of 78 year olds who placed national tariffs this year have detransitioned after regretting their decision.

I bought my first @aaronirizarry.bsky.social merch 20 years before we met. So, here we are. Life is cool.

Posting on bluesky without followers feels like working out a joke alone in my car. Nobody was there for it but I'm still embarrassed that it happened.