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Joel Malone

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Software engineer from Canberra, Australia. Talk to me about any of these: ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Game dev โ›ฐ๏ธ Hiking (but Iโ€™m fat so baby hikes) ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ Strength training Recently played/obsessed over: ๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ Avowed ๐Ÿฆพ Cyberpunk 2077 โ›๏ธ Minecraft ๐Ÿช No Manโ€™s Sky

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Latest posts by joelmalone.bsky.social on Bluesky

The correct amount of Vegemite for toast is all the Vegemite.

12.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the fridge for the last few days thereโ€™s been a small dinner plate with a single slice of bread on it. But wait, it gets spookier! Now the bread is gone and just the plate remains. #breadfiles

12.08.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just ate too many noodles and am feeling pretty fat bug content right now ๐Ÿ˜Œ

12.08.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is awesome, tiny thing gets to live again for a moment. I canโ€™t stop staring at it โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

11.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow nice work, itโ€™s fun! Nice to see stuff running directly in the browser and friendly to phones. Well done ๐Ÿ‘

09.08.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And donโ€™t disappear when Iโ€™m talking to you! Where did you go? Oh youโ€™re back, good.

08.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your barklight looks hungry.

08.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell us the secret! Is it beans?

31.07.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein got Mondayed.

30.07.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could you lay off the testing a bit this year pls ๐Ÿ™

30.07.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That bear is PERFECT cosmic horror.

29.07.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen Annihilation? I think it demonstrates the same kind of questions from the viewerโ€™s perspective, but also from the antagonistโ€™s perspective and uh oh I hope thatโ€™s not too spoilery

28.07.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely yes! Itโ€™ll increase your presence.

22.07.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just place another order!

22.07.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing. Put me in the jealous column ๐Ÿ˜ค

22.07.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slap a health bar on this and it could be the new Elden Ring DLC.

22.07.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a nice ship!

21.07.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out banana is the optimal collider shape. I read it in a paper by D Kong.

21.07.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

borb ๐Ÿ”ต

21.07.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Food choice: 10/10
Presentation: 10/10
Tying up sauce: 100000/10

16.07.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s genius! I followed along at home. Perfecto ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’‹

13.07.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow youโ€™ve really nailed the colours and lighting! ๐Ÿ‘

08.07.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A few screens into the comments and now I have something in my eye. Sorry for your loss mate. ๐Ÿ• โค๏ธ

17.06.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find working at coffee shops with headphones on really helps me get into the zone for hours, despite being busy and noisy! I reckon itโ€™s because there are NO interruptions when youโ€™re there, whereas working from home or office, there are constant distractions.

15.06.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

12.06.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing pic as always. The motion on the waves is amazing, almost looks like theyโ€™re moving!

04.06.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

04.06.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonus challenge: donโ€™t apologise for leaving hair on the floor

03.06.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autism challenge: get a haircut (impossible)

03.06.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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