Amy

I have attended 5 separate childrens’ holiday recitals in the past 5 days. AMA.

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

"hope over tyranny
"hope over big money and small ideas
"hope over despair

"no longer would politics would be something that is done to us. now it would be something that WE DO"

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

As someone who only found out our Supreme Court wears Santa robes a couple of weeks ago, I am OUTRAGED that they will no longer be doing that.

i made a helpful reference

ABC yanks Jimmy Kimmel’s show ‘indefinitely’ after remarks about Charlie Kirk | CNN Business Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer.

Y'know, I was going to have a calm, relaxing evening devoid of furiously writing a comedy video while continuously muttering "Holy shit holy shit holy shit" under my breath, but apparently the universe had other plans.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...

The Whacking Game Emerging Writer Series

My new piece about all the violent games I played at church youth group is this week’s Emerging Writer essay for The Audacity! Thank you so much to @roxanegay.bsky.social and @megpillow.bsky.social for bringing it to the world.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I will pay extra to find transfers through Calgary. Open, available lounge seating, play areas for kids, and a good assortment of food options. I have been forced to sleep in many airports; this one is the best.

Whereupon I reflect on finally winning a meeting from 7 years ago.

Instagram hyping “Canadian Europe…one hour from Vancouver” and I don’t know what I was expecting but it sure as hell wasn’t gd Chilliwack

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

I would like to thank the utter hellscape that is the current US government, for repulsing just enough Canadians into not following you down.

Honestly political history may not be kind to Jagmeet Singh but social history will be different — better — because people have pharmacare, dental care, and child care. And he did that.

I’d go so far to say it was better than Mockingjay.

We have a tenure-track job for a Discovery Librarian! Apply! partnershipjobs.ca/job/libraria...

NY Times headline reading “Trump’s poll numbers are sagging. Here’s the key reason.”

Is…is your government running like if Pinky and the Brain were nazis…not a good enough reason???

“Chinese Satellite” —Phoebe Bridgers

Columbia hears plea for expelled student is the title of the article from 1936, underlined text reads that the student was expelled for anti-Nazi demonstration

A friend just sent - shared without comment 👀

Now this on the other hand. I’m in.

Would be great if the US papers of record would quit talking so casually about your megalomaniacal president’s wet dreams of invading our country. K thx.

Shit, I have to think of a new first guess in Wordle now

The pilot announced, “we’re not flying through any US airspace today” and the whole plane cheered at 6am.

Feb 2023 vs March 2025 Canadians who want friendly approach to US

masterful gambit sir

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only