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I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no, you wanted to play little league instead.

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Eric

01.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi we're all dressed like monsters and dead things while we embody the generosity, kindness, and joy that being human should be all about every day of our lives

01.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

01.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

Once again

31.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

well duh

01.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

y'all think Aron Ralston is ever kinda pissed he cut his arm off just to have to see all this bullshit?

01.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nebraska rethinking thinking rn

31.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found this piece sad too, but mostly because it is part of a years-long effort by progressives to understand what "really" animates Trump voters.

We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.

30.10.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3330    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 47

you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

16.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 898    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 20

there's a quicker correction available for them that gets more attractive by the day

30.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact: both the French and Russians have already established how to resolve such matters as this

30.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In case anyone had doubts:
Republicans are intentionally denying children food in an attempt to force Democrats to agree to taking away their healthcare. The kicker is that there is no guarantee that SNAP begins again regardless. Congress has abdicated its control of government spending.

30.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"social contagion", say the fucking 14 words you fucking cowards @wsj.com

30.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
New York Times headline reads: Trump Hotel Workers Campaign for a Union, Over the Boss's Objections

New York Times headline reads: Trump Hotel Workers Campaign for a Union, Over the Boss's Objections

New York Times headline reads:  Trump Moves to Strip More Federal Workers of Union Protections.

New York Times headline reads: Trump Moves to Strip More Federal Workers of Union Protections.

But his assertion that diversity weakens unions ignores two things. First, labor unions have a long history of multiethnic coalitions. Second, it was the capitalists and political elites who tried to *exploit* ethnic divisions to maintain power. There is only one person here trying to stop unions:

30.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3040    πŸ” 491    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15

Goes without saying, but if you narc on people stealing food, you’re an irredeemable piece of shit.

30.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary

we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious

30.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2615    πŸ” 686    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 31

while it's minor relative to their many other failures & violations of the public trust, it's clear the Democrats should never have been trusted with my phone number. and that part's on me, really.

29.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is how i see people who stand between a car wielded by a fascist and a crowd of innocent people

29.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I got 5 right first try and just got progressively more angry at every justification the people offered

29.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is neither reasonable nor acceptable to shun people who speak a different language. It is pure bigoted madness.

29.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.

screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.

20.11.2024 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

really taking it in the neck like his guy. touching tribute.

29.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chicken Salad Chick (Hurst, TX)
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Children Eat Free at this Chicken Salad Chick location until SNAP benefits are restored.
We do not intend to take sides or make this offer political - we simply believe that no child should go hungry.
Starting today, any child that that visits this location will receive a free Kid's Meal until SNAP benefits are restored to Texans. Please limit to 1 Kid's Meal per child present, dine-in only. No purchase necessary, no questions asked.
Let's help care for our children, who are both our most valuable and most vulnerable. They are our future.

Chicken Salad Chick (Hurst, TX) β€’ β€’β€’ 8h β€’ g Children Eat Free at this Chicken Salad Chick location until SNAP benefits are restored. We do not intend to take sides or make this offer political - we simply believe that no child should go hungry. Starting today, any child that that visits this location will receive a free Kid's Meal until SNAP benefits are restored to Texans. Please limit to 1 Kid's Meal per child present, dine-in only. No purchase necessary, no questions asked. Let's help care for our children, who are both our most valuable and most vulnerable. They are our future.

This is how you community.

28.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

every day it's some fresh new BREATHTAKINGLY obviously corrupt bullshit to amass the state to himself like the Leviathan

28.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Think I saw this one at a Cracker Barrel

28.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

that's really good lol

28.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.

28.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5027    πŸ” 637    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 8

this implies the existence of a non pale Paul Bettany

28.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking outrageous framing - any reason you keep normalizing racist bullshit?

28.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to add that, they are doing this on purpose to increase the idea that Brown families lie about their connections to take resources and take over America

Which is especially important as they push the idea of β€œreal” American families

28.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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