maybe sam idk

Hey we holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity here or what??

Any enlightened haters that can provide some guidance??

I clicked on a single video with a bear in it and now facebook knows i'm gay

*several times a day when on twitter* oh wait I live in Australia

diversity oomf in the sense that I'm not funny :(

[estranged relative voice] I’m just here for the leftist tears 🤣

Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

whatchall know about a churkeychanga

not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

what?!?

Hairdressers when you have thick hair: "you have thick hair"

walking my dog like, DOOMF SHITTTTSSS

My life is but a jest for onlookers 😟

where my gaunt lil ghoulies at?!?

Just discovered micro sleeps. Absolutely game changer for driving when tired

working for a big company means you very frequently get an email that has a picture of a random white person and is like "a message from Steve" ... bitch who tf is Steve?? ? ?

No time for all that turkish ice cream man

"a child needs a father and mother" .... have you spoken to literally anyone about their relationship with their dad?

I wish my bank app had stories. Need to know if my home-loan specialist gets down

gacha youtuber: TOP 5 tips you MUST do otherwise ur moms a CUNT!! and you'll shit yourself AT WORK ??!?

If Pokemon were real I'd eat bulbasaur cabbage

love being in sync with my girlies (same posts are recommended to us)

hate a bitch that emails "can you call me?" .... you need to die!!!

I'm going to post a bunch of my old tweets here so soz in advance!

I gotta say, Bluesky feels like my early days of Twitter, when it was FUN, when I first realized I was part of a great community.

I'm finding you folks through replies to my posts -- followed back 600-ish people in the past few days.

Thanks for finding me, folks. 🙏💙

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.