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Half a Thornbridge Jaipur in the Sheffield tap

I wrote something on my phone while sitting on my train to Lincoln, and liked it, so I decided to publish it. A little something about grief, and travel, and Jaipur in the Sheffield Tap.

www.totalales.co.uk/blog/2025/10...

Thread. A reminder of some of my alltime favourite facts. Starting with...there are no bridges over the river Amazon.

🚨WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨

Our walls have heard 130 years of Manchester stories, laughter, music, and a fair few pints. 🍺 We’re proud to be part of this city’s soul, but we need your support to help protect The Marble Arch for generations to come.

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Looks like a scene from They Live

VEGAN VAMPIRE SLAYER RAMEN KIT assemble-at-home vegan vampire slayer garlic tonkotsu ramen ramen kit (1 portion). available for national delivery across mainland uk. as featured in the observer, the guardian, the mail, with uncle r...

It's definitely that time of year again. Just noticed Matsudai Ramen's limited edition Vampire Slayer kit is back until 26th November. It's even got enough garlic to make Mme happy.

matsudai.co.uk/products/veg...

I just had it delivered this morning!

5 bottles of hot sauce on a kitchen counter with a pink wall behind. The sauces were made from a mixture of home grown hot chillies that were fermented for a few weeks, separated by colour and mixed with mango. There’s 2 red bottles, 2 yellow and a single bottle of the two combined

Made some hot sauces this morning. They’re very aesthetically pleasing to me in my kitchen

Me: Every sandwich is an open-face sandwich unless you consume it rectally

Date: Welp, I gotta work in the morning

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

Google Search is vandalising the internet. Here’s how. – Full Fact Google Search is misrepresenting our fact checks, showing incorrect information to millions.

Google Search is vandalising the internet.

👀 Our new investigation reveals how some of our fact checks are being shown in misleading ways:

"In a genre dominated by contemporary political screeds, he wrote something that could have been written 400 years ago and could be sung 400 years from now."

Kaleb Horton on Shane MacGowan, and anyone writing Horton's obituary would be forgiven for pinching the line.

www.gq.com/story/shane-...

RoboCop: *about to arrest me*

Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them

RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning

NYT asking the ESSENTIAL questions

And Facebook, Palantir, OpenAI, Tesla…

Fucking get it done!

Apple ad promoting the Babel Fish features of the new AirPods Pro 3. We’re doomed, I tell you…

“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.”
— Douglas Adams

Reform Deputy Leader Owns £4m Mansion and Belgravia Pad While Attacking Angela Rayner's 'Property Mountain' EXCLUSIVE: Richard Tice MP co-owns Buckinghamshire estate with tennis court and lake – despite his attacks on Rayner's £800,000 flat purchase

🔴Reform Deputy Leader Owns £4m Mansion and Belgravia Pad While Attacking Angela Rayner’s ‘Property Mountain’

EXCLUSIVE: Richard Tice MP co-owns Buckinghamshire estate with tennis court and lake – despite his attacks on Rayner's £800,000 flat purchase

bylinetimes.com/2025/09/05/r...

Better than the dogshit Noel Gallagher writing City used last season, but still crap

Two panel comic print in a mocked up frame saying that Northern pubs defeat London pubs

A large FORTY PERCENT off everything in my shop until Sunday to mark the occasion that I just added FOURTEEN new prints based on my comic chronicles for @pelliclemag.com

Swag up: www.davidbaileyillustration.com/shop

Keanu Reeves?

The fact that people actually give a fuck is the real disease.

Manchester’s chief flag-raiser has put his people smuggling days behind him Flags protesting unchecked immigration have gone up across the city, led by a man caught smuggling migrants into the country in the back of a van

Amazing story: one of the organisers of the group putting Union Flags up around Manchester previously did time for being part of a people smuggling gang.
manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...

I FEEL INVINCIBLE!

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Old MacDonald had a theramin,
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£1 sausages?! Were they made of paper?

AI art showing Gavin Newsom surrounded by Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, and an angelic Hulk Hogan, all in prayer. The latter three have their hands on Newsom’s shoulders.

I don’t know that these tweets from Newsom’s press office are actually accomplishing anything, but this one nearly made me spit out my coffee (literally).

Apart from the match they just played, apparently