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Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I'm a hopeless romantic (90% of me just hopeless, I grant you) and I love you all, here's a black squirrel mummy folding up her baby like a fluffy carrier bag for ease of travel.

Sound up for very cute squirrel noises 🖤❤️

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Nope, you lost me there. Chocolate has to be room temperature for the flavour to work. Cold chocolate is an abomination.

You have just made me realise that I could buy *and eat* an Easter egg all by myself if I wanted to. I’ve never done that. My horizons have been thoroughly expanded.

"The free version of the new #AI app FuKLIFE can take your daily walk, or attend a concert, for you. But subscribers can also send FuKLIFE on holiday in their stead. The app's clever algorithm sends AI-generated photos of the moments you might have experienced and tells you how you feel about them."

These are gorgeous!! I need more!

David Tennant

David Morrissey

Neil Tennant

Neil Morrissey

essential infographic

Awww, he looks like Stitch!!

I changed the audio

A green picture in a green and gold frame. There is a stylised red figure playing a guitar and people standing on its head. There are hot air balloons in the background

Look at this beauty, all framed. Thank you, @400footghost.bsky.social

sorry hi yeah just one question about the starters

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂

Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

Three eggs and part of a knife on a draining board. One of the eggs is pale cream and it has brown marks on it that look like a surprised face.

My hard boiled egg spent the day leaning against a teabag. I think that surprised him.

A tall, elegant turquoise and pink dinosaur. She is wearing a denim pinafore with pink hearts and is carrying a book.

Look at my beautiful new profile picture, drawn by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social

A pale insect-like creature on a brush log in a sea of green plants.

A pale insect-like creature on a brush log in a sea of green plants. It looks like some of its shell is coming off.

My shrimp is moulting. Happy Tuesday night

Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation

IS THERE'S A FILM ON THE BBC AROUND 9PM TONIGHT? A simple way to see if there’s a film on the BBC around 9pm tonight.

Do you want to know if you can watch a film on the BBC tonight?

A coloured pencil drawing of a cartoon green dinosaur with red spines holding a daisy. Signed by Helen E

Happy National Draw a Dinosaur Day. My colleagues are all raking it very seriously. #DinosaurFriday

Astonishing thread. But completely unsurprising.

SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready

@mpoore.io

Victorian cat meme. JENKINS, FETCH ME MY BATHING TOASTER.

Looking at what the Americans are up to today…

We had some students in today. Sorted out their ID badges. We had a Miss Walker, first name Skye. She will be Luke to me for the rest of the term.

I’m very happy with that

Men, if you see a lady crying, ask her if it's because of her haircut. Women love a man who pays attention.

A book with a yellow cover. It is called On the Calculation Of Volume, by Solvej Balle and it has a picture of a lady looking away from the reader

Thank you THANK YOU @humanaqvi.bsky.social and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social for my beautiful gift.

Five chickens: orange, white, speckled, grey and brown are perched on a round pole. The orange one looks like she is going to pounce on the others.

All the chickens were perching in the run last night instead of in their coop because they missed the automatic door timer. This means that IT IS GETTING LIGHTER and I have had to change the timer. Spring is going to happen.

You’d have to be up for the crack of dawn