AitchPea

Haha!

Wait, was that guy not made up for the Simpsons?

a penguin with a bag of cheezy dibbles Alt: a penguin eating a bag of cheezy puffs , he’s showered in orange dust

Cheezy buff
Cheesey puff

I reckon you’ve only got all in one dishwasher tablets in that case 🤓

Sounds reminiscent of that time David Cameron was asked about his favourite pasty. He said large instead of saying the flavour.

Ooh, doesn’t it exist it the ol’ 🇺🇸

Not enough hats and hoods have ears on imho.

I misread that 😬💩🤣

Ugh.
Yesterday I found a stray chilli coated peanut in the cup holder thingy in the car. I pounced on it excitedly only to discover that the flavour had gone and the crunchy coating was now soft 😫😅😝

Flower pattern left in salt in a big metal mixing bowl

Close up of flower shape left by bottle

Underside of bottle to show how the shape appeared

I have inadvertently made a perty pattern whilst decanting the dishwasher salt into a bottle so I could pour it into the salt thingy without making too much mess.
It were magical when I noticed it 💫

I dunno, I think you’re piping out some gems 🥳

This will be the last thing you see.

Fuuuuuuck.

Great ear rotation 😸

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you are excused
midnight also

Bummer, get a treat afterwards xx

Still looks like there’s a chimpanzee fast asleep in the armchair but now it’s dark outside

He’s fast asleep

Still fast asleep

A string of bunting made from the tiny hats that Innocent Smoothies gave away during a promotion

D made this one year 🎄

I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin

How’s your JellyCat collection going?

kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and holding onto a railing . Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and swinging his legs

👋

We’ve got a guy like that here.

Mr. P is wearing a soft kinda hat in the form of a plush chimpanzee’s head that goes over the ears and fastens under the chin . He’s also got a furry blanket pulled right up to his eyes so it doesn’t look like there’s a human sitting there at all

Just looked over at Mr. P sitting in his fave chair

it is time

Haha! Excellent 🙌

IT MAKES SENSE

This might be the one for you @holmfirthartist.bsky.social